Matt

Matt is another name for a shit

Man, I can’t wait to get home and take a soggy Matt

by whatsgood98 January 21, 2020

Matt

A pale and potentially gay kid who is extremely aggressive towards people because he watches plenty of combat sports, but also enjoys musicals and reality T.V. Shows like The Bachelor; don’t make fun of him because he’ll ruin your day and possibly your life.

“Hey I saw Matt the other day.”
“What a conundrum that kid is.”

by Just a kid with a dream March 26, 2020

Matt

A dude who thinks he's a legend but in fact he looks like a llama and is an idiot. Also he is a simp undercover. But at least he has a big dick (not approved info)... Stop advertising your dick already!

Oh hey Matt. You are a seahorse.

by True Legend August 24, 2020

Matt

Matt in Cantonese is mostly used as a term whenever someone says something retarded.

Person 1: Crypto is so much better than Seer
Person 2: God, you're such a matt

by TuxedoSeal October 6, 2021

Matt

Matt is a man-slut, a fucking asshole who plays with girls' emotions and then leaves them. You meet a Matt and you fall in love with him, despite your friends' recommendations, and then he tells you he needs to focus on another girl. Matt has been known to get other girls pregnant, and I wouldn't be surprised if he has/gets an STD.

Matt hooked up with Ell, and then he ignored her. What an asshole!

by theauburnfox December 16, 2018

Matt

Gay little boy who attracts Foxy Honeys

Come here Matt u gay nibba

by PenisLick69 March 14, 2019

Matt

the biggest simp there was to exist

person1: you hear about that guy Matt?

person2:yeah he is the BIGGEST simp

by kanekisrinkaku March 26, 2020