Mari On Mars

A slang for a dumbfuck who holds grudges and is salty.

Hey look! A Mari on Mars

by Fampion May 3, 2021

Tuning In Mars

The act of twisted a woman's nipples as if you were trying to get a signal on an old radio.

I was tuning in Mars when her husband walked in on us.

by Wordsmithhhh August 26, 2021

mar 17

the day when you're able to Pinch you're friends Dick

It's time for a Mar 17 if you know what I mean

by iknV October 29, 2020

mar john

A person who has a lot of characteristics. That loves to care and support his/her love ones. Someone who enjoyed things where his/her personality show off. Who also cracks jokes that are often corny. A wholesome and extraordinary.

I want to have mar john for a lifetime.

by Keiyn June 9, 2021

elin mars

A slutty, sexy annoying girl. Sleeps with anything and anyone.

Mathew slept with Elin Mars 7 time in 2 days!

by Oglington Fartworthy January 16, 2014

Bruno Mars

oh yes, the Bruno Mars. I mean who can hate him? it's simple, no one; in fact, if you hate him and say "you like Queen, the Beatles, Shawn Mendes or related" (only if you hate him) but it's contradictory. He may not be extremely hot like Shawn Mendes or Paul McCartney, but he has talent like them... even you have a song for each specific situation! also, he will bring you (if you're gen z) childhood nostalgia

boy 1: bro how do I tell my girl (who wants to leave me) I still love her?
boy 2: bro airdrop or send her the link for it will rain, you know, that song from Bruno mars!

boy: so... how can I tell my crush I like her?
girl: simply sing just the way you are, the success rate is 90%, I cant guarantee that though

California gurls: heyyyyy, were going to tell our parents we today we don't feel like doing anything

their best friends: they will understand if you pull an "I just want to lay in my bed"
the gurls: ayeeee following Bruno Mars, that's an epic win

by marielsitaa June 22, 2020

No Gluten On Mars

After much debate in the scientific community Mr Graham Roach proved once and for all time on 28.01.2022 that Mars is indeed safe for Corliacs.

I feared going to Mars as I wasn’t sure if it would meet my gluten free needs. But I was delighted to discover that there is no gluten on Mars.

by Bring-Rown-Beer February 2, 2022