Mario

The sweetest guy you'll ever meet.

kind , caring nevers wanta to hurt you. Always a laugh hes boyfriend material, if you lose a mario you'll regret it for the rest of your life becauses hes just perfect :) xxx

omg did you see mario?
yeah he was so sweet!

by loveyouu:) May 10, 2011

Super Mario Bros.

1) The original side-scrolling platformer game, which involves two stoned plumbers trying to get laid, by taking shrooms and flowers. They have to kill little lizard people, chicken nugget people, and turtles.
2) Song written by Benefit.

1) Super Mario Bros is the best game ever man, what was I talking bout again?
2) Save the princess quick...

by Hall Monitor Suze June 30, 2005

Super Mario Galaxy 2

The squeal to Super Mario Galaxy.

Super Mario Galaxy 2 is MUCH better than the first because they added Yoshi (yay) and Yoshi power-ups. There's a "Fat Albert ass load" of really awesome/challenging levels/bonuses. (The first game was hardly challenging at all.)

For everyone who pwned Bowser in Super Mario Galaxy 1 and thinks they do it in Super Mario Galaxy 2... Bowser is harder, so expect to lose a few lives. The final galaxy (Bowser's Galaxy Generator) is a great challenge, too.

HINTS: 1--Secret Mushroom: When you start Bowser's Galaxy Generator, you will see a path that goes to the left. Climb up the pole at the end of the path and you will see a the red mushroom with the yellow star. (Increases your life to 6.)
2--Super Ground Pound: Jump, spin, and while spinning, do a ground pound.

Kid1: Hey, dude! guess what?
Kid2: What?
Kid1: There's a new Mario game coming out soon!
Kid2: OMG! What's it called?!?!
Kid1: Super Mario Galaxy 2!!!
Kid2: OMG HOLY SHIT ROFL OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kid1 & Kid2: *goes so crazy their heads explode*

by LilJ1996 November 8, 2010

The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3

A really old Mario cartoon, the show centers on the the Mario Brothers, Princess Toadstool, Toad and King Koopa and his kids the Koopalings.

The show is set during the Super Mario Bros 3 videogame.

It also has alot of mistakes in each episode. But was forever awesome because it was a classic show taken over by the crappy cartoons nowadays.

(kid1): Whatever happened to the old The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 cartoon and the others?

(kid2): New cartoons happened.

by Elysianlol May 24, 2010

Marioed

When you are smoking out of a pipe and you suck down a little burning ember. To anyone watching it looks as though you swollowed a fireball.

J -*coughing*
S - You ok man?
J - *cough * Ya man, I just got marioed, i'll be alright though.

by TwentyOneGrams August 20, 2009

Marion High School

A secondary school based in Marion, Illinois. Though many high schools place the athletic stars at the top of the hierarchy, it is actually the semi-wealthy aspiring to be lawyers or physicians like their parents that have the most influence, being able to purchase the most alcohol and speak without a drawl. Features a horrendous drop-out rate, an undue inflated sense of ego, and a vicious rivalry with Herrin High School. The school colors are blue and gold and the mascot is a wildcat; the theme seems to be "generic."

"I went to Marion High School."

"Oh, so you're either rich or a dropout?"

"Both, actually. Who needs school when your dad owns a dealership?"

" . . . "

by Strawberry ShortCult October 18, 2008

Mario Kart pissed

1. A notably sever and predictable reaction to various exchanges and interactions between gamers and the popular Nintendo 64 game ‘Mario Kart'; where cursing, racial slurs and ‘chucking’ of controllers are often and uncontrollably used as the body’s natural, emergency means to alleviate stress buildup as well as the swelling of blood vessels in the neck/face/head. Side effects can include loss of friendships, bleeding from the eyes, broken toes and in severe cases, ‘sharting’.

2. A similar level of rage caused by any situation.

"What's up with Dallas? I've never seen him so angry."

"Yeah, he's Mario Kart pissed."

by ActionRick May 1, 2010