Mancelona

Mancelona is a small town in the Northwest region of Lower Michigan. It's a town full of hicks where the only thing that kept the town alive was a factory in the south side of the town. Once that went away, everything went downhill. Finding a job is next to impossible unless you want to be part of the 300 people that work at the one McDonalds in town.

If you are a minority, this town is not for you because the town is 99% white. If you have children, have fun walking past the house that is sitting across the middle school and near the Library that has a child molester in it. There is even a graveyard right next to the Elementary School. That's actually the only cool thing about Mancelona. Also the 30,000 churches in the town makes it so that you can choose from the wide variety of religions. Mostly Christianity.

If you are a High School student, enjoy the numerous parties and tons of pot heads that roam throughout the school. Also the fact that once every one to two weeks, a girl is pregnant. What more can I say except that Mancelona sucks. That is all.

"Hey, have you heard of Mancelona?"

"Fuck No!"

or

"Hey, have you heard of Mancelona?"

"You mean that piece of shit full of inbred retards. Yes I have...."

by discoloredurine May 21, 2010

Macelroy

noun. a person who resembles and acts like a socially retarded dnacing sprite.
verb. being suddenly forced to bare unwilling witness to unacceptable interpretive dance in a household space or in ones personal space.

noun: As Dirk came out of his room, he was bewildered by a Macelroy performing the splits between two walls.
verb: While enjoying the comfort of home in the company of friends, Jarek Manquggo and Umgay Lipo were unabashedly Macelroy'd by means of a spinning pirouette by THE Macelroy.

by Gorm A. Sobsi November 20, 2007

Marell

A person who is easily tricked, or gullible.

"Damn hoe, I might as well call you Marell!"

by Joshua Skeetens April 23, 2006

marcellus

Tall, dark, and handsome. Great conversationalist. A man who could hold his end of a debate and not be obnoxious about it. Bangin' body. So determined. German chocolate cake lover. Best space saving laundry folder. Awesome listener :P Someone who will raise his children according to his parents. And well, so cute.

I saw him and thought he must be Marcellus

by mr right24 May 12, 2016

Marcylena

Marcylena is the best girl you’ll ever meet. She has her cute smile with her dark brown eyes that get the boys. She’s ver attractive and knows it, any boy is lucky to have her. She can be a great friend once you get to know her. If u break her trust then she’ll get u right back and when u least expect it. She is a great person go hang out with and is funny. She can often get hurt but won’t ever show it. Her personality says everything. Your lucky to be friends with a girl called marcylena cuz you will have her with u whenever u need her. Girls can often be jealous if her in many ways but she knows it all.

Boy 1: oh Damnnn is that Marcylena walking

Boy 2: heyy back off fam she’s mine

Gurl 1: Ugh omg like me not her

by Brooke. Taylor❣️ November 7, 2019

Marcella

A asian looking girl with prretty eyes and long hair. They have a great and sexy sense of style, and theyre very attractive silent souls. Marcellas tend to know a LOT of people, and theyre worshipped for their amazing looks. A marcella is a SEXY girl.

"OH DAMN! That's Marcella!"

by helloilovemarcie September 11, 2011

Harry Marcelino

The act of grabbing one's scrotum in the left hand, and rubbing it under the nose of another unsuspecting individual, while bracing the back of the victim's head with the right hand. Often followed by oral sex.

"I'm breaking up with Sarah this weekend. I'm gonna introduce her to my good friend, Harry Marcelino."

by yellowkoalachick February 9, 2009