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toronto maple leafs

A team of whining pansies who suck the green fungus out of Bryan McCabe's cunt in the dressing room while probing one another's assholes with the butt ends of their sticks. All their tiny pricks are erect and when the extacy of defecating in each other's mouths becomes too much, they all blow their loads on over the coach's face. They then have to have a naked mud wrestling match and the winner of that match gets to lick all of the cum off of the coach's face and spit it all over his teammate's genitals.
by bob landry July 16, 2008
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maple shade

A kick ass town.
Usually known for drugs, bomb scares, fights,and all that stuff. People usually under estimate shaders, but we're more than that. We're not "white trash" or "wannabe's". We're just people who know how to have FUN. So be jealous.
Maple Shade is where its at!
by J'aimexoo March 1, 2009
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dark sticky maple

When you use maple syrup as lubrication for a girl's asshole and after cumming you eat her ass.
Veronica finally let me girl her a dark sticky maple and her asshole still tasted like shit.
by Chikinfingres May 29, 2017
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maple shot

A shot containing one part whisky and one part maple syrup. Often used as a antidote for hangovers (at least in Vermont), as an alternative to a bloody mary.
Best served using Old Crow whisky, light maple syrup, and an asprin.
by Bugsy August 10, 2005
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Maple Valley

A decent town in King County situated between Covington, Hobart, Ravensdale and Black Diamond. Full of a lot of liberal yuppies who have been indoctrinated to be TV worshiping hipsters.

The skatepark is lousy and full of stoners/drifters who will never progress. The drug problem is moderate with mostly peaceful hippies but the occasional tweaker will pass through. There are many flannel wearing stoners with a mutual respect toward everyone and their community. The non egotistical but incredibly ballsy stoner/skater types do exist but rarely skate there unless trying to kill time.

Others are the common image of enormous gauges, I heart boobies wrist bands, v-neck shirts or baja shirts, eccentric pants or sweat pants, mocasins and crocs. About as common you will find those who wear a tap out hat and an MMA shirt but hipsters have lost all ambition in life.

The occasional ramp tramp, little raver emo girl or future attention whore is common. Many people who would rather be inside all day and watch Adventure Time rather than have hobbies.

The occasional conspiracy theorist, veteran and blue collared types would consider the area a haven. Older generations don't use the internet as much as the kids in this town who are hooked trolls with phony facebook meme lives. Beware of longboards and kids on their smartphones.
Stoner:"Hey party in Maple Valley!"
Yuppie:"Wow I haven't been there in ever because I live in the city and I'm a hipster"
Stoner:"Really? Maple Valley has nothing better to do not even a movie theater"
Yuppie:"Swag, yeah we should prey on some younger girls"
Stoner:"SWAG, So.Were.All.Gay"
Yuppie:"Don't worry lets go to a rave and sell molly and oxycontin"
Stoner:"Fuck my life we might as well go to comic con"
Yuppie:"Yeah pretending to be a drug dealer is too difficult I should get a real job"
Stoner:"Oh well at least we can sell weed to some burnouts from my source"
by New World Order Man September 7, 2013
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maple ridge christian school

An all around terrible school. Teachers act like police officers, Boy's can wear tank tops, girls can't wear shorts. FOR CHRIST SAKES WE CAN'T EVEN WEAR FLIP-FLOPS!
guy 1: Man, have you heard of maple ridge christian school?
guy 2: Nah dawg.
guy 1: You're lucky!
by Swagger 3000 September 20, 2013
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Mapley

Fucking legend! The highest form of awesomeness..
They're defiantly a Mapley!
by Snuffalufigus July 11, 2016
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