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macintosh

The computer you purchase when you are serious about your work.
My Windows computer wouldn't crash so much if it was a Macintosh!
by May Ouest February 12, 2004
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Macintosh

1. Coolest computers ever, made by Apple (www.apple.com) 2. Personal computers that can't run the Windows OS natively (which is a good thing)
by Mac November 23, 2002
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maccident

An accident involving your MAC cosmetics.
I had a maccident!! My velvet moss fell on the floor and shattered! NOOOOO!
by ancientbruises February 26, 2009
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Macintosh

The Macintosh is an OS that's optimum for digital photography and graphic design, like Photoshop, for animation, like Flash, and for video editing and publishing, like Final Cut. Great OS for artists and the like. Gets a bad rap over Windows because of it's sheer simplicity, but does turn out to have the upper hand for what you want to use it for.

Not too many games are made for the OS, but if you want to play games, get a Windows. If you're into doing graphical work, use a Mac.

Not too many viruses exist that affect a Mac, but many do for a Windows OS. But who's fault is that?

So if you're into doing some animation, photo manipulation, video and film editing, music editing, and graphic design, get a Mac. If you want to do nothing but number crunch and write papers after papers, guy a Windows. And if you want to play video games, buy a fucking Xbox or something.
Person 1: "I've been working on this cartoon for about two years now, and my hard drive fried!"

Person 2: "You should've been working on a Macintosh. They've got one hell of a graphics card!"

Person 1: "Really? FUCK!"
by PCs Are A Virus Farm February 15, 2007
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Malcity

a nickname for a socially awkward friend who often brings up very inappropriate topics. Can also be funny at times but its the kind of funny that is only funny because Malcity says it. Also makes funny videos about broads.
Friend - "Yo malcity go talk to that girl it would be so funny."
Malcity - "ok"
by eurodave January 27, 2012
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Wharf Dog Macinnis

Used to describe a male that has a wharf cat fetish.

He can be observed in the town of GLace Bay crusing around in his mini-van while masturbating to the visual observations of felines.

The Wharf Dog Macinnis has been observed feeding wharf cats from his teets that produce budweiser.

The Wharf Dog smells of catshit and perfume.
Well driving yesterday I observed a Wharf Dog Macinnis in the area of the Glace Bay Fisheries Building. He was watching the cats while beating off to the sight of them.
by Henry Boggins August 29, 2006
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Macnien

A girl that is ugly, rude, and stabs people in the back. They are wanna be cool people but, are just everything wrong in a girl. They try to get all trending clothes but, just can’t look good in them and make them look 100x worse. Macnien’s are girls who can’t grow up and are hypocrites. Macnien’s are girls that have pimples on their face, and need proactive.
Macnien’s are fake Snakes.
by Theredhandeddonkey May 30, 2018
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