Maynard

A slur often used to call someone whom is a notorious liar about serious subjects. Or someone who’s known for being nice, and does a out of character thing. (Usually used when someone does something outlandish)

“Hey did you hear the lie that she said earlier?”
“Yeah she’s acting like a real Maynard”

“Did you hear what he said to her?!”
“Yeah..what a Maynard”

by RandomThings420 January 23, 2026

Minard

Suicidal blood line of woman who turn the male counter parts gay

All minards have beards

by YournameisTwat August 7, 2025

Maynard's

The gates of hell. Just kidding, but only slightly. Maynard's is a restaurant on Lake Minnetonka in the city of Excelsior, Minnesota primarily populated by drunk Tonka Trash and the innocent souls who they drag along with. Despite having weirdly expensive mid-tier food and loud drunk patrons, people come in droves to experience it for some reason. Oh yeah they're racist too.

Person 1: Yooo *insert frat bro-esque nickname here* lets go to maynard's tonight!! Food's on me booooys *pulls out dad's credit card*

Person 2: I would rather starve, actually

by ilovemaynards August 11, 2025

Maynarding

The act of singing from the shadows or a riser in the back of the stage. Inspired by Maynard James Keenan of TOOL, who leaves the spotlight to the band while scanning the audience for mobile phones.

Bro, the band was thrashing around but the singer was just Maynarding in the corner the whole time.

by blessthiscommunity.com September 9, 2025

Shaved Manariliti

1.Usually used as an insult to offend another person (AKA Siblings), refering them to a shaved Manatee cross Gorilla. Also is a rare animal that is created when a Manatee and Gorilla mate (not a pretty site).

Haha you look like a Shaved Manariliti!

The Shaved Manariliti feeds on the that it has stored everywhere on its body

by Deisel72 January 24, 2009

Indy Minardi

Playing with your balls first thing in the morning, giving them a little bit of a rub and a squeeze

I just indy minardi'd the fuck out of myself this morning, my boys just wanted to dance

by slugger111 November 21, 2010

matthew maynard

Big asshole, indecisive, can't make up his mind, can't hold a conversation for the life of him, likes every younger girls. But makes cute morning sounds, nice, funny, loud, outgoing, pretty most amazing bluest eyes ever, and very cute. Matt maynard yo he's so funny

Indecisive big asshole Matthew maynard

by -Anonafuckingmous September 21, 2013