honkey muppet

A Caucasian infant.

Get them fucking honkey muppets inside before I get my belt, Jessie.

by Thebundys April 19, 2023

Shexy Shtud Muphin

a fob who can't pronounce s's and f's while describing someone who is a fine looking piece and its sexiness

Manjula to Mukesh: aren't you a shexy shtud muphin!

by fantastically fobtastic January 10, 2012

Moist little muppet

A bloke who hates swearing.

“Mark the driving instructor is a right moist little muppet!”

by Armed Basterd May 30, 2020

Mupp

Shortened version of the word muppet. Generally sounds better in a southern English accent.

Why don't you shaddap you mupp!

by tboy April 19, 2005

muppeting

(verb) to finger-fuck a small person so vigorously that through the combined motion or their own climax, they flail around and yelp like a muppet. The person fingering is the muppeter, the person being fingered is the muppetee. Past tense: muppeted.

I hooked up with Janine last night. She was so into it I ended up muppeting her.

by Edward Lindemunder November 30, 2005

cunt muppet

1. someone who is woefully inept in every conceivable way.

2. a term of affection.

1. "I'm going to fucking kill you, you fucking cunt muppet."

2. "I love you, cunt muppet."

by Kunttray April 21, 2005

Muppet

Someone who makes other people laugh. Very often muppets hang around with other muppets, creating flocks. They are recognized by their strange behaviour and loud laughter.

Warning! Acting like a muppet might make people think you're retarded. But that is sort of fun.

Muppet: You laugh at silly things and burst into strange songs for no apparent reason accompanied by equally strange dancemoves.

Muppetdancing: You listen to a song (or make one up yourself) and start moving. You don't care if anyone laugh at you.

It might look ugly, but it's fun! (See FUN in UD.)

by WTFNVM September 9, 2010