Snut Muffle

Snut muffle is when a girl tries to cover up a queef by placing her hands over her vagina and applying pressure

"A lot of girls like to Snut Muffle in front of other boys"

"that girl was snut muffling in front of her parents"

Snut Muffle by MonkeyBEast1 March 4, 2018

Coogie Muffer

A person who likes to eat taint. Not just normal taint, but taint right after a man takes a huge constipated shit.

GODAMNIT RAFE CONNORS. I SAW YOU COOGIE MUFFERING MY FUCKING MOM LAST NIGHT
Um, actually brother, I'm not just an ordinary Coogie Muffer. That was our mother's Coogie that I muffed.

Coogie Muffer by Bawks Sonic March 6, 2023

Muff Muffled 

To be silenced by the muff.

Before he could say another word,I muff muffled him.

Muff Muffled by Thinkinfyou January 9, 2009

mufflerman 

A clean man who puts mufflers and other exhaust parts on cars.

Herb is the best mufflerman in the shop.

mufflerman by Herb April 26, 2004

muffled trumpet 

The result of a person farting with a dick in their butt.

Tom's choice of beans last night resulted in a bad case of muffled trumpets when he was getting pounded by Jerry.

muffled trumpet by Josh Hudes March 16, 2008

muffleupagus 

(noun): a bitch with a huge hairy muff. Be careful with this term, for the bitch's muff must be as massive and hairy as Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street.

Evan: Dude Bryan's at it again with those big girls!
Mike: No shit, he loves those muffleupagus bitches!

muffleupagus by get it wet 6 February 19, 2008

Muffled banshee 

When your doing your girl doggy style and you ass punch with your middle finger inserting into her rectum and she screams into the pillow like a banshee

Last night my wife asked for something new so I gave her a muffled banshee.

Muffled banshee by Ah350z66 September 6, 2014