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three month bump

When it is time to move on and get a new significant other because the euphoria of a new relationship has passed..Otherwise known as dump that bitch ..
DUDE! its time to give her the three month bump !!!
by flying_finn March 15, 2008
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time o' the month

The time of the month when women get all pissy and annoyed. For men with half a brain they know what the "Time o' the month is". But for the stupid dumb asses out there, it's when a woman has bleeding in her never-regions, and gets all tempermental about it.
Time o' The Month. Uhm... Blood? PMS? What more can I say?
by Craig Crawford July 6, 2006
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Slap Ass Month

the one month of the year ( October ) where a boy can grab/slap a girls ass, without being attacked.
It's a typical joke between friends... Boys to it to the girls and the girls do it too.
There are no rules so have fun, don't forget to choose your free shot ( girls ass you can grab whenever )
a : broooo it's "slap ass month" are you excited...
b : bro, I'm gonna abuse my free shots ass, she's so hot omg
a : dude I haven't chosen my free shot yet
b : you should hurry bro, pick a girl with a good ass so you can grab it 24/7
by bigdickfan101 October 3, 2019
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noob of the month

an award given to someone who was an idiot or made a complete jackass of himself or just plain sucks at life
Guy1: hey man did u see robert the other day, he fell up the steps!
Guy2: yea man we gave him the noob of the month award
by Hellrazer360 November 21, 2007
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White history month

1) March through January

2) Every month but February

3) The opposite of Black history month
1) April

2) "sorry, I can't this year. I'm celebrating White history month."
by Nick P-dizzle August 10, 2007
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12 month rule

The 12 month rule is when parents have to stop saying how many months old their baby is after they reach 1 year old. Some parents say their baby is 34 months old. They make you do extra math when they could easily say 2 years and 10 months old.
Woman 1: "Aww how old is he?"

Woman 2: "26 months old"

Woman 1: "Don't say 26 months old it breaking the 12 month rule."
by ImmediateAce September 17, 2013
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National Grab-Ass Month

Because of people pussying out on national grab ass day it’s gonna be changed to a month. So grab ass all month long it doesn’t matter who, boys and girls ass will be grabbed so go have fun.
Just walk by and grab his/her ass it’s national grab-ass month
by Go grab ass April 12, 2019
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