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Dragon Ride to Mexico

Sex when one partner lies face down with legs closed and the other partner enters from above and behind and is straddling the bottoms legs. A rocking and ridding position is maintained with the bottom thrusting their ass skyward to meet the riders thrusts. The key to a successful Dragon Ride to Mexico is the intention to fly south with both partners facing South (assuming northern hemisphere) and envisioning increasingly warm wind and soft sand beaches below the dragon.
In preparation for spring break we took a late night Dragon Ride to Mexico, both of us were nice and sweaty after a few moments of flight.
by Z242 December 12, 2019
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Colorado, Utah, New Mexico, Texas

A geographically sarcastic way of spelling out CUNT! Also the states that through historical coincidence make up the fuck region of the United States!
In 1850, the formerly Mexican land between the states of Texas and California was divided into New Mexico Territory in the south and Utah Territory in the north. Then during the Civil War, Utah Territory was split into three territories. The western portion bordering California became the state of Nevada in 1864, while the central portion would become the state of Utah in the 1890s. The eastern portion bordering Kansas, however, was initially proposed to be named Idaho, but was later named Colorado after the reddish-hued river. Little did those who named the states foresee what the first letters in the names of Colorado, Utah, New Mexico, Texas, states that border one another, would spell out!
by AnonymousProgressiveRebel August 11, 2023
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new mexico state university

the best place for idiots to go to las cruces and get fucked up. Also this is where cristain lost his virginity to a biker.
new mexico state university is christain's new favorite place!
by dom the bommm. May 2, 2011
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Been to mexico?

A response to anyone who is, or claims to be ill, especialy on sites such as facebook
Jack: urrgh, i feel so sick today...

Jill: why, been to mexico?
by danthemanshere July 16, 2009
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Upside-down Mexico

Upside-Down Mexico:
Uhp-sahyd doun mek-si-koh
noun
a nation in N North America: a member of the Commonwealth of Nations. 3,690,410 sq. mi. (9,558,160 sq. km). Capital: Ottawa.
Also known as Canada

As seen on the Colbert Report, 11/05/13
Crack smoking big city mayors? Legalized pot? Canada is the Upside-down Mexico.
by Tsarstepan November 6, 2013
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Bloomfield, New Mexico

Bloomfield, New Mexico is just another word for "Vacuum." I like to call it, "Darwin's Sick Joke." It is the smallest town in San Juan County and hasn't grown any larger since 1973. It is also mostly filled with Navajos, and large Mexican Families so inbreeding occurs regularly almost by accident (but mostly on purpose). The town its self seems more like an ill-conceived, trash ridden suburb to Farmington, New Mexico. Mostly because most of Bloomfield's population works in Farmington. There is nothing to do but drink, shoot guns in crowded neighborhoods, and do Meth. Which is where most of New Mexico's supply of Meth is produced.

Bloomfield High is just a four-year (or two if you're desperate) holding cell before you either work in a Oil Field job, and then resort to meth to get the "overtime" hours. If you're not in the oil field, you're probably ridiculed for not working in the oil field. 75% of any graduating class has never thought of leaving town, 15% Only went to college in state or in the Four Corner States (Arizona, Colorado, New Mexico, Utah) and the small 10% actually get out from the area entirely, only to be sucked back again.

If you can avoid living, hell, even passing through Bloomfield, New Mexico, do so. Because once you stop, you're stopped for life.
Onlooker: So where are you from?

Sad Fuck: Bloomfield.

Onlooker: Broomfield, CO?

Sad Fuck: No, Bloomfield, New Mexico

On looker: Oh shit. (walks away shuttering, produces a bottle of hand sanitizer and starts washing himself viscously to get)
by Delirium-J12 January 7, 2011
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European Mexico

Some people refer to Eastern Europe as the "European Mexico"
Due to the unfourtunate poverty and . . . such
Guy: Its a shame what its like in Eastern Europe. It kind of reminds me of Mexico

Some Dude: yah guy it ISS the European Mexico!
by Europe0n September 1, 2006
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