melon cracker

(n) an Arab man with thick thighs

Damn, I saw Noor crack that watermelon with his thick thighs. He is such a melon cracker.

by daddiedenim October 30, 2018

Melon Dog

Melon Dog(Noun) is a term used to refer to sexually aggressive women who will usually resort to sexual assault for gratification.

Melon Dog(Verb) is a term used to describe the sexual action of stimulating a man's prostate while giving them a handjob as the dominant partner.

"Cindy is such a Melon Dog, I heard she melon-dogged James till he cried."

"...Why are you in my house-"

by That Random Black Guy With VRS October 28, 2023

melon squash

When you press your tits up against a window

She didn’t just flash me, she melon squashed.

by Eastside Rabbit July 29, 2023

Doggo melon

A doggo melon is a good boy dog who has a watermelon on his head. Sometimes used for memes.

Oh look a doggo melon!
Theres the doggo melon! why is it sus

by Abby sus March 7, 2022

melon cock

When you have to pee but cannot

Hey bro are you almost done urinating?
Yeah one sec, I just have some major melon cock over here.

by cabel6969 September 9, 2015

melon smasher

When a girl shoves a melon up her vagina clenches until it smashes and she can shoot ton he seeds out her anus

i melon smashed last night and aimed at my dartboard for points

melon smasher

by dfiojdsgiosdghiodhgoidshddh September 4, 2014

melon drop

To flick a woman's (or man's) breasts with the index fingers.

Also the act of lifting and then dropping two breasts while yelling "melon drop." It happens more commonly to women (or men) with big breasts.

Can also be known as 'double bean dip.'

You know Stacey, that chick with the huge knockers? Mike melon dropped her the other day, and she almost killed him for touching her 'moneymakers.'

by Fieldstonvirgo April 20, 2009