Maskholes

That segment of the population that ignores Science & decides wearing a mask is not for them. Meanwhile, potentially infececting those around them.

Did you see all the Maskholes at Home Depot today? Not one of them was wearing a mask!

by 8 Mile July 22, 2020

A Mask for Math

When the effort or resourcefulness of tens of thousands of math tutors in Singapore covers up most local school teachers’ poor teaching pedagogies or methodologies and their low enthusiasm or creativity, thus exonerating the latter in making the subject appear dull and boring and unconnected to real life.

If there was a months-long lockdown in Singapore due to the pandemic, except for the thousands of families who can’t afford private tuition for their children, the math grades of the majority of middle-class students wouldn’t significantly suffer, because of a mask for math culture that has permeated the entire educational system for decades.

by MathPlus September 12, 2021

chicken mask

Before or while engaging in sex, the male rips open a pillow, keeping it nearby. When the male ejaculates on his partners face, he covers the partners sticky face with the feathers from the pillow (much like tar and feathering). Flapping arms folded at the sides and making "bock bock" chicken noises is completely optional but highly recommended.

Jeremy got drunk at the party last night and ended up giving Pat a chicken mask.

by Zachzilla September 26, 2005

Iraqi Gas Mask

The Iraqi Gas Mask is a slight variation of the Arabian Eye Goggles. When applying the Iraqi Gas Mask, the initiator places his sack on the recipient's eyes, and then places the ass crack/ taint on the recipient's nose. The anus is then firmly placed on the recipient's mouth, forming a nice, airtight seal. Once the seal is formed, a heft blast of ass gas should be released into the mouth of the gas mask wearer. The Iraqi Gas Mask is a complex maneuver which is not for the faint of heart and requires stealth, skill, and daring.

I was gettin' my freak on with this fine piece of trailer trash last night and gave her the trusty Arabian Eye Goggles when she licked my sack. When she least expected it, I put the Iraqi Gas Mask on her! Much to my surprise, the little freak loved it when I let out a burrito supreme fart right into her mouth!

by Tank178 January 9, 2010

masker

A man who dresses up in a rubber suit made to look like a female doll

See that man who looks like a rubber doll?
Yeah he's a masker

by Flowerbombinyourbum January 6, 2014

Anti-masker

Pussy ass bitch who thinks they can't breathe with a face mask on

I know this one dude who claims to be an anti-masker, yeah he's kinda not all there

by Legendary Coke-Milk August 19, 2020

Mask - Dream

I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind
And when they ask me how I'm doing
I say, "I'm just fine"
And when they ask me how I'm doing
I say, "I'm just fine"
But the fact is
I can never get off of my mattress
And all that they can ask is
"Why are you so sad, kid?" (Why are you so sad, kid?)
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
So you can see I'm tryin'
You won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin'
It's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
Always bein' judged by a bunch of strange faces
Scared to go outside, haven't seen the light in ages
But I've been places
So I'm okay-ish, so I'm okay-ish
Yeah, I'm okay, bitch
But the fact is
I need help, I'm failin' all my classes
They think that I need glasses
I just really wish that I could pass this (Wish that I could pass this)
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is

i have no father, i listen to mask - dream daily.

by GASzROB September 8, 2021