MAT

An acronym for the universal fact that "men are trash"

"Why is this boy being a dick to me?"
"MAT MAT MAT MAT"

by Lara & Zoe January 12, 2018

Mat

Mat; Mat with one T is a man whose parents wanted to give their kid a unique name but chose the most basic name of all times.

But Mat is the best boyfriend you could ever ask for. He is goofy, brave and super loving. Mat if you’re googling your name like a dumby, I think you’ll realize I’m writing this. Mat is the most adorable of all.

Mat you are such a cutie!

by kitkat_97 November 22, 2021

Adore mat

Noun: What a person becomes when they lack boundaries in a romantic relationship and allow their partner to take advantage of them.

She didn’t even say no when he wanted sex while she had a UTI. She’s a total adore mat.

by Mons Vesuvius July 16, 2023

mats roald

He is the best guy ever.

Girl1: He is so cool!
Girl2: that because he is a Mats roald

by Hewo.im.here.now December 5, 2019

Mat-howgen

Mat-howgen is a German slang term for an inverted penis; commonly referred to as a “man pussy.” It is a rare condition in which a person is born with the XY chromosomes but their genitalia has the appearance of the female vagina.

I went home with this cute guy and was shocked to find a mat-howgen when I went down on him!

by Dangus Smith August 6, 2023

Mats

Is superior

Mats is a superior human hes got the biggest cock

by DarwinAkaMatsTheSuperior February 3, 2022

Welcome Mat

Soul patch? I don’t Fucking think so. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the welcome mat. Only here may a voluptuous woman (or man) sit and receive the most welcoming of pleasure. Oral pleasure.

That dude has a sick welcome Matt.

Source: Esperanza

by That Fuhking guy August 13, 2022