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Gail's door mat

When you shit in the girls pussy whilst she's licking an ice lolly
A Gail's door mat means that you shit whilst they eat
by Gail fitz August 28, 2021
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mats roald

Girl1: He is so cool!
Girl2: that because he is a Mats roald
by Hewo.im.here.now December 5, 2019
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Mat-howgen

Mat-howgen is a German slang term for an inverted penis; commonly referred to as a “man pussy.” It is a rare condition in which a person is born with the XY chromosomes but their genitalia has the appearance of the female vagina.
I went home with this cute guy and was shocked to find a mat-howgen when I went down on him!
by Dangus Smith August 6, 2023
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Mat

"omg your such a mat"
"pussy"

"is that all you can say"
by Mister cat October 1, 2020
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Welcome Mat

Soul patch? I don’t Fucking think so. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the welcome mat. Only here may a voluptuous woman (or man) sit and receive the most welcoming of pleasure. Oral pleasure.
That dude has a sick welcome Matt.

Source: Esperanza
by That Fuhking guy August 13, 2022
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Welcome mat

Someone that a cocky person thinks is there to back down and get walked on because their head and heart hardened while their ass is still soft.
The cocky guy/girl thought that he/she was tougher than the guy he/she thought was a welcome mat, and thought that the welcome mat would be outmachoed or outtoughed at everything in life.
by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021
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