professional masturbator

That good good masterbating

U like cheese professional masturbator

by That good good cheese March 29, 2021

The lonely masterbater

When your irrational fan base immediately masturbate when they hear your name. Even after your failed career.

Chad heard the name Jimmer in the produce section, now those apples have a protein glaze and he is know as "the lonely masterbater."

by Bman88 April 8, 2019

massterbaitor

n. The top ranking Massachusetts fisherman.

Quint from Jaws was a massterbaitor.

by mpb '72 May 1, 2008

Masterbaiter

Master at catching bait

Masterbaiter = Me

by Ƥapi October 10, 2018

Masterbaker

Someone who enjoys double clicking the mouse *ahem* which also (due to profession) may cause yeast infections, for males there may be a disturbing rising in the....*dough*.... also a legend in the pleasure department.

I hear you're a masterbaker.. any tips for helping my bread stick rise?

I am the masterbaker. Prepare to be rolled out and devoured.

'Yes...pharmacy? I recently had a one night stand with a masterbaker. Now I have an unnerving scent of cinnamon from my muffin and it won't go away...tips?'

by A Minnesotan December 13, 2018

MasterBadr

His Name is Badr, but he is your Master. He is, MASTERBADR

Hey MasterBadr how are you daddy?

by TerraBoyAlpha January 12, 2021

Masterbathing

Bathing with the warm water running while the drain is also open, allowing continuous waterflow to ensure maximum comfort and pleasure for the bather.

Tad was masterbathing for over an hour today, and now there's no hot water left!

by SmitsMckey March 16, 2021