a mass myrtle occurs while renting a house in myrtle beach. clear out the kitchen area, pack in a bunch of drunk people (clothing optional), blast 90s hiphop and spray Dawn dish detergent all over the tile floor. take the water from the sink to get everyone wet and soaped up, and during the mayhem the designated Mass Myrtler opens numerous containers of red Crystal Light powder and throws it on everyone. When everyone is slipping around, flopping on the ground covered in red and liquid soap, you have performed a successful mass myrtle. Bonus points if someone gets Jenn-Oed.
6'7 Kevin: "man last night there was a tragic mass myrtling of 12 that occurred in the kitchen"
PJ Luperson: "awesome, now how's about some a shot circle with Old Crow you myrtle boatin' sumbitch."
PJ Luperson: "awesome, now how's about some a shot circle with Old Crow you myrtle boatin' sumbitch."
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When you take such a large shit, it causes a landslide to happen in your very own sewage system. Or not. Depends on your luck. It is a shit so big, it causes natural disasters.
Max: Dude, there was a huge mass movement last night because I ate one too many burritos. I'm basically paralysed right now.
Tony: That's enough, I'm gonna head out. I don't plan on getting destroyed by your shitty landslide.
Tony: That's enough, I'm gonna head out. I don't plan on getting destroyed by your shitty landslide.
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1. In 2019 I took a very long but much-needed vacation to cities and sites I had never been to before. I visited Ottawa and Quebec City, drove thru Quebec Province and reentered the USA via Maine. I drove extensively thru every state in New England that I hadn't been thru before. Part of that was the American Revolution Minuteman Park at Lexington and Concord . After eating a filling, delicious meal of clam 'chowdah', I got into my 'cah' and explored Boston all afternoon and early evening. Driving there is CRAZY. My tour book warned about 'MASS-holes' but the real problem is the constant flow of traffic. You DO get to see a lot, however. It's fun.
2. During my 2019 vacation BION 'MASS-hole' drivers weren't the rudest ones that I had to deal with. It was the drivers in Providence, Rhode Island who were bigger assholes than the 'MASS-holes'. Driving in Boston is wild and wooly but it wasn't anywhere as it wad in Providence. They are rude!
3. After my adventures in Rhode Island and Connecticut, I reentered Massachusetts and visited the Dr. Seuss Museum and Sculpture Garden (salute to my youth) in Springfield. Driving there was easy, no 'MASS-hole' drivers.
4. Last year the racist militia shits and disciples of the Cult of Donnie Traitor Douchebag TrashTrumpChump were fucking off at Boston Common for 'freedumb' rallies, spreading the virus, endangering children, acting like the shit heads they are - they were WORSE than any MASS-holes could ever be.
2. During my 2019 vacation BION 'MASS-hole' drivers weren't the rudest ones that I had to deal with. It was the drivers in Providence, Rhode Island who were bigger assholes than the 'MASS-holes'. Driving in Boston is wild and wooly but it wasn't anywhere as it wad in Providence. They are rude!
3. After my adventures in Rhode Island and Connecticut, I reentered Massachusetts and visited the Dr. Seuss Museum and Sculpture Garden (salute to my youth) in Springfield. Driving there was easy, no 'MASS-hole' drivers.
4. Last year the racist militia shits and disciples of the Cult of Donnie Traitor Douchebag TrashTrumpChump were fucking off at Boston Common for 'freedumb' rallies, spreading the virus, endangering children, acting like the shit heads they are - they were WORSE than any MASS-holes could ever be.
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On January 1st 2022 Joe Rogan the creator of ‘the Joe Rogan Experience’ interviewed Dr.Robert Malone. During the podcast Malone and Rogan discussed the Covid-19 virus it’s impact on the world and the various responses world governments have made. Malone stated that world governments have overreacted to the Covid virus and criticised the WHO and the medical community for labelling a virus with such a high recovery rate as being a “pandemic”.
Malone criticised America and world governments for taking an overly dramatic approach in combatting the spread of Covid by violating civil liberties, freedoms and human rights. Malone then stated that, a large group of people in these societies who always tend to follow government orders and demands without questioning the narrative are living in a state of “Mass Formation Psychosis”.
On January 1st 2022 Joe Rogan the creator of ‘the Joe Rogan Experience’ interviewed Dr.Robert Malone. During the podcast Malone and Rogan discussed the Covid-19 virus it’s impact on the world and the various responses world governments have made. Malone stated that world governments have overreacted to the Covid virus and criticised the WHO and the medical community for labelling a virus with such a high recovery rate as being a “pandemic”.
Malone criticised America and world governments for taking an overly dramatic approach in combatting the spread of Covid by violating civil liberties, freedoms and human rights. Malone then stated that, a large group of people in these societies who always tend to follow government orders and demands without questioning the narrative are living in a state of “Mass Formation Psychosis”.
Person 1: “I’m so happy I got my 3rd booster shot today.”
Person 2: “You do realise that getting the covid vaccine doesn’t stop you from getting sick, you can still get infected and be very sick and you can spread it to other people.”
Person 1: “Yeah well my government told me to do it to stop those Anti-Vaxx super spreaders from spreading this virus.”
Person 2: “Bro didn’t you get Covid like 2 weeks ago you were home for 1 week?”
Person 1: “Shut up you Anti-Vaxx scum stop spreading conspiracy theories you extremist.”
An example of a person suffering from ‘mass formation psychosis‘
Person 2: “You do realise that getting the covid vaccine doesn’t stop you from getting sick, you can still get infected and be very sick and you can spread it to other people.”
Person 1: “Yeah well my government told me to do it to stop those Anti-Vaxx super spreaders from spreading this virus.”
Person 2: “Bro didn’t you get Covid like 2 weeks ago you were home for 1 week?”
Person 1: “Shut up you Anti-Vaxx scum stop spreading conspiracy theories you extremist.”
An example of a person suffering from ‘mass formation psychosis‘
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