alaskan dick mask

When a man proceeds to ejaculate on a womens facial region while on a chairlift going up a mountain, she carries on by snowboarding/skiing down the mountain creating a frozen seamen based mask

"ARE YOU GOING TO FINISH THAT ALASKAN DICK MASK?"

"THAT ALASKAN DICK MASK BRINGS OUT YOUR EYES"

DRAYMOUND: "WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ALASKAN DICK MASK"......... JAMAQUIS:"DO YOU WANT TO GO SKIING??"

by BURRBURRSHWASTED August 5, 2011

Dutch Surgical Mask

The act of farting into one's hand(s) and placing over an unexpecting victim's face, making sure to cover both the nose and mouth.
*Note(Highly effective when combined with a Shart)

Tyler quietly eased himself into his sleeping sister's room. Sharted into his hand and placed it over her face and yelled "DUTCH SURGICAL MASK BEOTCH!!!"

by Casper79 March 22, 2008

Nuketown - Juice WRLD, Ski Mask

Nuketown is a song made by Ski Mask The Slump God and Juice WRLD (RIP). It is on Ski's album Stolekey and the official video is om lyrical lemonade. On youtube it has 35,6 million right now. It is a good song.

Hey have you heard about Nuketown - Juice WRLD, Ski Mask?
Yea it's firee.

by YUNGDGERDC December 20, 2020

Talahassee Gas Mask

When one splatter farts into a hotel provided shower cap and sneaks up behind a loved one and pulls it around their face like a gas mask.

My wife was screaming at me so I gave her a Talahassee Gas Mask to calm her down.

by The Great Mistini March 30, 2015

Ski Mask The Slump God

an underrated rapper who is/was friends with XXXTENTACION.

ski is an underrated rapper so go listen to his music, you'll love it.

babywipe - ski mask the slump god
h2o - ski mask the slump god ft. xxxtentacion
catch me outside - ski mask the slump god

take a step back - ski mask the slump god ft. xxxtentacion
doihavethesause? - ski mask the slump god
coolest monkey in the jungle - ski mask the slump god
life is short - ski mask the slump god
freddy vs jason - ski mask the slump god & xxxtentacion

honestly just go search ski mask the slump god or ski mask and listen to his music.

guy 1: " you listened to ski mask's new song? "
guy 2: "yea."
guy 1: " sounded amazing. "
random person: " yo ski mask the slump god always got good music. "

by llaaccyy August 12, 2018

Dream Mask Song

A shitty song that only dip-shits listen to.

Guy 1: The dream mask song is so fucking shitty i wanna hang myself
Guy 2: Same man!
Dumbass: it's actually a good song you are just jealous
Guy 1 & 2: *loads Remington 870*

by SoapMuncher June 12, 2021

Chastity Mask

1. An ugly girl's face, which protects her chastity and her virginity, usually unintentionally

2. A very ugly or scary mask worn by a pretty girl with the intention of driving away potential suitors; usually, these suitors are particularly unattractive or annoying

Alexa: Damn, Melissa's all alone in the corner while we have guys all over us.
Sadie: I know, right? That Chastity Mask of hers is really working tonight.

Hot Girl: This hot guy kept hitting on me, but he had a really irritating voice, so I put on my Chastity Mask - I always keep a spare in my purse - and that fool was outta here.

by FunnyLady19 November 27, 2011