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Gay Lube 

A straight guy's worst fear, gay lube is IV methamphetamine when used with any other male. The sexual desire created by a slam of meth is so strong, and the stimulant effect so extreme, that when with another guy, any male will be on their knees sucking his dick. Women will no longer be interesting to the man after this because of liquid gay, or gay male semen.
Gay Man: "Want to try slamming some meth?"
Straight Man: "Sure, why not..?"
*straight guy injects*
Gay Man: "How do you feel?"
*straight guy doesn't respond because he is licking the gay man's anus*
Gay Man: "Ha... good!"
Newly Gay Man: "Your shit tastes like god!"
Gay Man: "I knew gay lube would work."
Gay Lube by FaqBasher January 15, 2022
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Vampire Lube 

When you pull out of a girl and you find blood on your dick.
OMG BECKY! You didn't tell me it was your time of the month. There's Vampire Lube on my dick!

pussy lube 

Sexual lubricants for sexual pleasure.
I got carded at the store when I bought some pussy lube.
pussy lube by JJPLAY September 30, 2023

Germ x lube 

When an emo needs lube so he can get it on with another emo.
The emo kid rubbed his nub with germ x lube
Germ x lube by CancerMurmer69 April 12, 2017

Satan's lube

When you eat some flaming hot cheetos and use your spit as lube for vaginal or anal sex.
Dude I ate a whole bag of flaming hot cheetos and gave my wife the ol' Satan's lube last night.

Holy Boob lube 

1. When a woman massages moisturizer on her breasts.

2. An expression of disblief, surprise or confusion.
"Holy boob lube! Did you get the scoop on that man?"

Raven asks.

The officer nodded, "Sure did. We'll look farther into the investigation, later on in the week.
Holy Boob lube by Raven Bishop November 12, 2009