did your sports team lose?

This a way to say “are you on your period?” to a man.

It means your being really emotional right now and I’m going to blame it on your sports team like you blame my emotions on my menstruation.
Meant to be said to misogynistic, straight men.

Wallet: As if you know anything about politics. Politics is for men.
You: Did your sports team lose?
Wallet: What?
You: Well you’re being really emotional so I thought was one of those days...

by average evolved monkey May 31, 2020

International lose your friend day

On January 24th we all lose sm1 really close to us and then they become an asshole. I mean like it happened to me

Oh u lost a friend on the 24th same.

Odd that it was on the same day.
I guess that's what happens on International lose your friend day

by mills.com January 26, 2021

losing my mind on urban dictionary

please just help me ahhhhhh.

just help....me pls im losing my mind on urban dictionary

by IS THAT REAL February 5, 2021

lose the bay bridge series

To commit suicide by jumping off the Bay Bridge.

Stiv was a psychotic suicidal douche so he decided to lose the bay bridge series

by Downvoting Victim October 9, 2006

Last Chance To Lose Your Keys

home on a saturday nite with all my doors locked up tight i won't think about you baby....
best song from brand new ever

it's girls like you that make me think i'm better off..HOME ON A SATURDAY NITE..

by davide January 9, 2005

heads i win, tails you lose

An annoying trick that your best friend likes to pull on you, hoping that you won't realize that both outcomes are in their favor

Let's flip a coin, heads I win, tails you lose

by ThunderSpider July 23, 2017

National lose your virginity day

December 23
Just go for it and do it already! It’s like an early Christmas present!

1: Yo wassup bro wyd on December 23?!
2: Oh nothin much just gonna celebrate national lose your virginity day with my girlfriend if you know what I mean

1: Cool bro me too

by JefferySaldavore November 2, 2019