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librarian

A chick who seems really sweet and nice and shy when out. But, once you get her alone turns into a raging sexaul freak.
Generally; their sado-masocistic, man beating, she-devils form hell. i.e. They freeakin rock!
Man that chick I met at the bible group was a total librarian.
by Betz May 13, 2005
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librarianism

of, or relating to being, or becoming a Librarian
this includes academic majors and personnel interested in library studies.
" i think i would like to major in librarianism when i go to college..."
by Ques December 16, 2008
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Librarape

Librarape (noun): The act of receiving unwanted and unwelcomed tasks forcibly placed upon oneself in a library. Regardless of how loud one kicks, screams, yells, cries, blows librarape whistles, or the like-librarape is sure to occur. Victims of librarape are often physically, mentally and emotionally weak for days, even weeks after the incident. Some victims of more serious incidences of librarape often exhibit many symptoms of modern psychological disorders. librarape is especially frequent during finals week.
Victim: Bro, I've been at the library for the past 16 hours. I...I...*stammers*...I...just don't know. I DON'T KNOW MAN!
Friend: You Don't know what?
Victim: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE!
Friend: Sounds like you got Libraraped!

Victim: I tried slitting my wrists with the books, then strangling myself with the mouse cord, but the pain just wouldnt go away.
Psychologist: I see and how does that make you feel?
Victim: Like I've been *dramatic chipmunk look* LIBRARAPED!
Psychologist: GASP!

Guy 1: So dude, what did you think of that movie, A Beautiful Mind?
Guy 2: I thought it was great. I love how the director incorporated the psychological aspects into the film!
Guy 1: Well this is my theory. I dont think Russell Crowe was crazy. I just think he spent too much time at the library.
Guy 2: Interesting point. He could have simply been severely affected by Librarape.
Guy 1: True Dat!
by SKARLET REMEDY December 19, 2010
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binghamton librarian

a steriotypical male-around 40 years old, drives a red mini van, plays dungeons and dragons, and loves brew and chew. also is racist
karl- who is burning that cross outside?
gabby- that looks like the binghamton librarian
karl-wow what a boss...tossin hausses and burning crosses
by dwarfslayer69 July 17, 2011
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Stanky Librarian

(noun) When someone opens a book, reads it briefly, shits in the book, and puts it back as if nuffin happened. A real dick maneuver.
"Yo that bitch ass nigga just pulled a stanky librarian with that novel."

"Aw shit, baby balls, I feel sorry for the next sucka that opens that jawnpiece."
by heeeeeeyyy biiitch October 24, 2008
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Librarying

Verb: To go get a book from the library. The same as borrowing.
Me: "I've decided books are too expensive, so instead of buying them, I'm librarying them."
Bro: "Don't you mean borrowing?"
Me: "Uhm...no..."
by Rob Drake January 12, 2008
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