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Jersey Lightning

More commonly known as "Applejack", it is re-distilled cider (or hard cider, in the U.S.).

The process raises it's alchoholic content.

The name Jersey Lightning comes from colonial times, in which road workers in New Jersey would be paid in applejack.
"These workers need to get going faster"
"Just give 'em some jersey lightning!"
Jersey Lightning by IcarusBeDamned January 20, 2007
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Jewish Lightning 

A form of insurance fraud, in which someone destroys or damages (most often by arson) their own property for the purpose of collecting insurance money. Called "Jewish" lightning because the Jews are stereotypically known as a cheap, cheating race.
"So apparently Goldsteinbergowitz's house caught on fire last week. With the insurance money he'll collect, he'll probably be able to buy an even bigger house!"
"Jewish lightning if I ever saw it."
Jewish Lightning by SophiaChicken September 22, 2013

white lightning 

Colloquial term for grain alcohol, made from corn in a moonshine still. This clear, illegal, and very potent beverage was a favorite in the Appalachian Mountains during US’s prohibition years.
I think I wanna taste that powerful stuff He took one g-g-glug and drank it right down And I heard him a moaning as he hit the ground Mighty, mighty leasin, pappy's corn squeezin' Whshhhoooh . . . white lightnin'
white lightning by Papain August 28, 2005

pussy lightning 

Pussy lightning is a sexual phenomenon that happens when you're fucking a girl, and her pussy hits an especially sensitive area of your cock. A sharp, intense burst of pleasure races down your cock and electrifies your entire body. The only way to recover from pussy lightning is to roll your eyes back, twitch, and howl like a werewolf.
If my girlfriend wants me to last longer, she needs to stop zapping my balls with her pussy lightning.
pussy lightning by pizzaschit December 24, 2018

Bisexual Lightning 

The mysterious force that makes bisexual people so powerful and sexy.
Person 1: Wow, raccoons are so cool.
Person 2: Yeah, they’re powered by bisexual lightning.
Bisexual Lightning by m0nkey_man February 15, 2022

gluten free lightning 

gluten free lightning by jinremlil November 12, 2019

Tampa Bay Lightning 

The best NHL team literally ever. They won back to back Stanley Cups because they are amazing and so is Jon Cooper the coach <3
Did you hear about the back to back Stanley Cup champs?

Yeah the Tampa Bay Lightning are amazing!