rusty lapper

When you get a lap dance from a stripper who doesn't wipe properly.

I wish I would've paid attention where she came from, because that stripper just gave me a rusty lapper.

by The dark canuck88 August 10, 2017

Uni - Lipper

When your thong slides off both lips and leaves one lip free balling

Hold on girls, I gotta adjust my Uni - Lipper.

by Rsimpson69 June 11, 2018

Def lepparded

The act of fucking a fat bitch, or a skinny emo slut in the ass while dressed as a 80's hair metal guitarist listening to Def leppard, and doing a line of cocaine while when reaching the climax pulling out to bust a load on her tits, or ass yelling "POUR SOME SUGER ON ME!!!".

Tom: What did you and Kerry do it last night after the mötley cüre reunion show?

John: dude I Def lepparded her asshole.

by Robby Thrasher June 3, 2018

Straddle lapper

A lesbian.

She is known to be a straddle lapper or a pussy eater. (Cunnilingus between two women).

by Lundl January 9, 2019

Meth Leppard

A bunch of tweakers hanging out together

I seen that guy with his friends and they look like meth Leppard

by MissyAnn Contreras February 26, 2019

Fart Leper

The name applied to a member of the party sent away from the main group, whether voluntarily or not, due to extraordinary, rancid flatulence.

Bob: Why is Nick sitting over on the other side of the park? Shouldn't he be hanging out with us?
Tom: Ahh, he's a fucking fart leper. Ate beans for lunch and wouldn't stop that farting shit, fuckin' guy.

by Air Base Hooker August 15, 2019

Weed leper’s lung

Weed leper’s lung is a person who kisses frogs to get high and knowingly fails.

That weed leper’s lung keeps kissing my frogs!

by Biggbootyboy June 9, 2020