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Puppet legs

While being in a state of merry intoxication, the inability to control one's legs.
Sod me, I really don't think I should have had that tenth pint of beer and the bottle of vino collapso, I've got the puppet legs on and cant walk to get to the car.
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strawberry legs

Strawberry legs occur when enlarged pores or hair follicles trap dead skin, oil, and bacteria. A person often experiences strawberry legs following shaving. Other skin conditions that can cause strawberry legs include clogged pores, folliculitis, dry skin, and keratosis pilaris.
Person1: my skin is always bumpy after I shave especially on my arms and legs I think I have eczema.
Person2: Wow I think I’ve heard of something like that called strawberry legs and a lot of people get it or can be born with it.
Person1: do you know if it might go away
Person2: it usually fades away with exfoliation, using a sharp razor, or waxing.
Person1: thanks for the information.
by Student1233 December 11, 2019
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Leg Boner

A leg boner occurs either in the dead of the night or at random times during the day where either you are sleeping or just sitting criss cross In the floor where the back of your thigh catches a cramp thus having to spring your leg up into the air to stretch it out.
Ahhhhhh fu.... LEG BONER!!”
by D'Rack2Times November 12, 2017
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x legged

A woman that got fucked by a black man and cant walk.
hey girls I got fucked up last night and now I'm x legged
by Blacky chan237 October 14, 2017
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leg pegging

When you do pegging with a pirate's peg leg.
Arhhhh matey wanna do leg pegging

Yes matey stuff it in me ayrse-oyle
by toadstool12 July 21, 2017
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Leg boner

A leg boner occurs when one's legs stiffen, usually for a couple of days, making it awkward to walk, run etc. It is most likely to affect a person when their significant other / crush is nearby.
The most scenario of a leg boner environment is a sporting activity, with the s/o or crush in the same team as them.
Jessica got a leg boner during Physical Education because Sheldon, her crush, was in her team for the game of Rounders. It took her a few days to recover fully from it.
by Pickapon August 18, 2014
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Pony legs

A condition usually inflicted after one's leg has gone numb from a long sit down with the porcelain throne. This renders the person into a state of awkward stumbling, similar to that of a baby horse.
John: Oh jeese look, Brian has pony legs again.
by Spider Viater December 15, 2011
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