Leech

A retarded redneck with a crusty ass mullet named dirty dick Dan

Dirty dick Dan is a leech. He latched onto my pooper just to get a log of shit on his mustache

by Dirty dick Daniel January 8, 2019

Leech in a Jar

When everyone is differently minded in a group of people who all think the same. Typically a depressed person in a group of abnormally happy people.

Person 1 - "Look at Timmy. He's so pessimistic while everyone else is running around, having fun."
Person 2 - "Yeah, you could say he's a like a leech in a jar. He knows he'll just die eventually, what's the point of it all."
Person 1 - "Wtf man."

by Lord_Truffles May 11, 2019

Ono leech

Any follower of Yoko Ono who believes in everything she says no matter what just because she was John Lennon's wife. (People who wouldn't give a shit about her if she wasn't with John wouldn't count as Ono Leeches.

"Oooh, I just got this new Yoko album!!"
"If it weren't for John, she wouldn't even sing, let alone get a record deal."
"Don't say that! She's amazing!"
"You're such an Ono Leech"

by powderdrain December 29, 2009

Vibe Leech

A person that sucks all your vibes and then acts like they are their own.

"Did you see Sarah got the same bag after me, she is such a vibe leech."

by Dr. Delarney November 16, 2019

Leche Leech

A person who drinks milk

“She’s a leche leech

by Fawzi June 7, 2021

Leeching

Eating a girl out when she's on her period

I was leeching her last night.
I leeched her last night, it wasn't that bad.
I don't care I'm going to leech her

by Last_Top_Hat May 21, 2024

leech

A fake friend, who is in a single sided relationship. They suck up all your energy and cling on to you like you’re the messiah. They call and text 2957261 times a day and if you don’t pick up or reply they get very upset. They suck all the energy out of you until you have nothing left to give and you need therapy.

She was such a leech that at the end I had nothing left to give.

by YoYoMom February 22, 2020