A stool that a motter may use while delivering oral sex to his lady friend from a seated position at the edge of the bed/motting platform.
Particularly useful if the motter finds himself with an incapacitated lower limb and is unable to assume a standard frontal prone motting position between the mottees legs.
The stool takes inspiration from the legendary Marcelo Bielsa and his infamous stool that could often be spotted pitchside in the technical area.
Particularly useful if the motter finds himself with an incapacitated lower limb and is unable to assume a standard frontal prone motting position between the mottees legs.
The stool takes inspiration from the legendary Marcelo Bielsa and his infamous stool that could often be spotted pitchside in the technical area.
Dislocated the knee again at the weekend and I’m on crutches for the foreseeable, will have to get Bielsa’s Motting Stool out the loft.
by CumbrianMotter October 09, 2023
An overweight Ginger lass that clings onto her ex’s mates on a night out. ~ Often sighted in the Filthys night establishment on the Bigg Market
by CumbrianMotter December 02, 2023
“Waaah, did you see the big lass last night? Clinging on to the me like a cobweb in hair, what a fuckn leech’
by CumbrianMotter December 02, 2023