Landi Story

A highly over-exaggerated story about someone doing something completely impossible. This story must be defended to a point in which friends get into huge fights, and someone gets kicked out of someone else's house. The story must also always be FALSE.

Last night I got jumped by 5 guys and kicked the shit out of all of them.

That sounds like a Landi Story.

by snl275 January 4, 2012

what the ladies want

Money, expensive and useless crap, big penises, shopping malls, cell-phones, soap-operas, and SUVs.

That's basiclly what the ladies want.

by true June 6, 2004

ladies

A noun used by a male to refer to a group of males when talking to them. Often used by Coaches talking to his players.

Coach: You ladies go run three more laps then hit the shower.

by eatwasabi March 22, 2004

laddie magazine

Men's magazine catering to oversexed braindead morons and featuring double-extra-soft porn (no actual nudity), gadgets, sports, cars and beer.

Maxim, FHM, Stuff.

AKA laddie mag, etc.

Her: I am going to the market.
Him: Please obtain for me quality men's publication that I will in no way use for wanking purposes, mom.

by ravy August 22, 2005

Landing Patch

Narrow patch of pubic hair above a woman's snatch

Lisa's landing patch safely landed MOCO's 747!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009

bare naked ladies

Wicked, cool band from Canada

Great simple lyrics and catchy tunes and beats.

The band members are down to earth - great representatives of the Canadian way.

The Bare Nake Ladies sing "If I had a million dollars".

by Doctor Livingstone May 16, 2005

Ladich

A name commonly given to the awkward kid that no one talks to in middle school. It is used as offensive term towards said person. (Pronounced Luh-Dick)

Person 1: "Who's that person over there in the corner crying?"

Person 2: "Oh him, don't talk to him he's a total Ladich."

by AmazingnessNMJB March 13, 2010