pussy laundering

When a guy goes out, meets a girl, he knows she's a whore, she knows she's a whore, takes her home, has her way with her and pays for it. Next day, he totally tells the whole story to the boys, minus the money part

Mike lost all his street cred with the boys when they realized he's been pussy laundering for months

by rhinoplast July 19, 2011

laundry suit

The outfit that one puts together when he/she has to do the laundry. You usually wouldn't wear it, but all of your good clothes is going in the wash.

Oh...all the hot girls I've had to pass by, because I was wearing my laundry suit today.

by keiser029 May 6, 2010

Laundry and Cookies

To go into a private discord channel and make sweet and loving phone sex.

I heard Cole was doing Laundry and Cookies with Sage in the channel.

by Takencrown February 8, 2018

laundromat

Laudry, Laundered. Back in the 90s started the "clean" and "safe" comedy, some of which were played in Laundromats. In an Iconic Speech from "Joking the Chicken" Duckman lashes out at such a movement that led to the "Woke Comedy." Basically describes any humor as "bad comedy" when worked into the context of the a statement.

"He really took that joke to the laundromat." or "He laundered that act" or "He took that act to the laundry."

by pornstitute October 12, 2019

Lander shipper

A person who ships Lander from RosyClozys 'The Music Freaks.'

Lander is a ship that consists of two high-school-aged characters, Luke and Zander.

"I know right! I'm such a big Lander Shipper."

by Dapper_Deer April 24, 2021

Mexican Laundry

Doing your laundry in the kitchen sink rather then the dishwasher.

Steve: Ahh shit I spilled BBQ sauce on my shirt.

Joe: No worries just Mexican Laundry it in the sink with some dish soap.

by Nattys July 31, 2012

laundermilk skootieshloopitygunglaloodrun woo POW!

The fine print that is always found on the back of cards.

So now you know.

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003