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Screaming-legal

Adjective/Noun

A sexual act in which one person does not consent to and to which police and the courts are involved
You know that town slut? Yeah, well the butch went screaming-legal on me.
by Twiggysmalls January 29, 2019
mugGet the Screaming-legalmug.

Legal exemption clause

If you are having court cases about this you are in violation of the legal exemption clause. I don't care if the judge has to bring it to me themselves. All of it. At once. Immediately.
Hym "YOU agreed to the terms of service. It's time for you to pay up. There is no court filing that need to happen here. And doing so is a violation of the legal exemption clause. You have taken way too long and I am starting to consider abusing it."
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
mugGet the Legal exemption clausemug.

LEGAL TENDER KITING

CENTER OF TRUST

When you take a SERIAL NUMBER of any currency and track spending of it by putting the SERIAL NUMBER on another CHANGE from the original CURRENCY UTILIZED.

Having LEGAL SEX that is for an indefinite time where every SEX ACT is accounted for.
When someone gives you money as where you spend it and what is usually kept track of in some way so you might as well use LEGAL TENDER KITING as it will never have their trust for you bounce away from you but will in essence enhance it greatly.

Hey listen better do it right as LEGAL TENDER KITING is just what they you want to do where if they point you to be FIRST IN LINE you got others that are always SECOND IN LINE and that my friend may infer something.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE April 5, 2022
mugGet the LEGAL TENDER KITINGmug.
How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .
Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!
by QuacksO January 4, 2020
mugGet the It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnantmug.

legal jazz hands

When a plaintiff doesn't have a good case, acts panicky, and freaks out for lack of any other option by filing a frivolous lawsuit, hoping to whoop up public sympathy.
"If they'd had a case, they would've filed for an injunction. Instead, they went all legal jazz hands with a frivolous lawsuit they'll never win."
by Tia Salamanca February 10, 2017
mugGet the legal jazz handsmug.

legal as fuck

When shit is so legal that your bitch ass friends are asking for an MLA citation on the term
Prenups are legal as fuck homie
by Bigdeezy661 September 19, 2015
mugGet the legal as fuckmug.

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