Bringing a knife to a gunfight

The act of taking an amount of any substance to a gathering which is obviously insufficient.

"You've only brought an eighth ? But we're out all night, you'll need at least a quarter. That's like bringing a knife to a gunfight. Fool."

by Wykey May 20, 2008

don't bring a knife to a gunfight.

a statement used to intimidate those who are less than you.

Don't bring a knife to a gunfight.

by myheartsagun February 9, 2012

Knife Fight

1. A fight with a knife.

2. A fight for your life.

"Yo, I heard Little Cletus is dead."

"Yeah man, he got himself in a knife fight."

"Awww, shit."

by Axel Scar December 14, 2009

Knife Wings

The award given to you when you fuck your friends girlfriend.

Me: "i fucked your girlfriend so i could get my knife wings."
Friend: "cool."

by smartassmotherfucker August 6, 2007

kiffed

A little bit strange, not quite right. Against the norm.

Also the feeling after having smoked marijuana; Jamaican derivative.

What is with your hair it looks kiffed.

That house/car/person looks kiffed.

by stuntedmonk January 23, 2007

fork-knife

verb: to cut food using the side of your fork in lieu of a knife

"i had to fork-knife the shit out of my omelet to get a manageable bite."

by ThaDamage December 27, 2011

OMG he gots a knife

What a half retarded redneck from texas will say right before he gets stabbed with a pencil.

I said OMG he gots a knife... i looked left, i looked to the right and wham! it felt like a needle going in.

by OptionVBC July 3, 2009