knock up

to get a woman pregnant

If you don't use protection you will probably knock her up.

by Light Joker July 30, 2005

Knacker Shower

When an Irish gypsy (or Knacker) has no shower facilities and uses excessive amounts of spray deodrant to cover up the smell, whilst creating an even worse one

I was fiercw smelly the morning after that fight and so I had a Knacker Shower John Joe

by Cill-bert March 9, 2009

knock the bottom out of it

To have vigorous sex, usually with a girl, although this is not always the case upstate. A synonym of beat it up.

Since it was Valentines Day, Benny decided to surprise his wife with a romantic evening. He sent a dozen roses to her office (that is, he left them in the kitchen for her), and then sat her down to a candlelight dinner. Next he took her out for a romantic moonlit walk on the beach. To cap off the evening, he took her under the boardwalk and knocked the bottom out of it. Then when she was least expecting it, he stuck it in her dumper. Sometimes women need more from the man in their lives than just "I love you" and the occasional bouquet of flowers. Yes, sometimes they just need a fat cock up their poop chute.

by Nick D January 14, 2004

knock

A knock is someone who is a fiend for drugs of any kind. There can be weed knocks, coke knocks, pill knocks, etc... Also refers to when someone exhibits "knockish" behavior, i.e. fiending for drugs or just acting square. (see square) The word knock is derived from the "knock" of a fiend knocking on the door looking for drugs.

I was left with the decision of whether to bust some knocks and make that money or just kick it with these females.

by jay boon June 12, 2008

hard knock

Someone who lives a life full of hardships.

Also a song by Jay Z

I'm homeless, lost an eye, got shot, I'm addicted to drugs, and persistently tortured by God for all my sins. It's a hard knock life...

by joe tim March 16, 2011

keep your knickers on

said to someone who's getting far too panicy about some minor thing... like keep your hair on, keep cool.. etc..

I'll do it in a minute! keep your knickers on!

by sibergoth June 11, 2006

knacker drinking

When someone over 18 or someone that looks over 18 gets loads of cheap drink for underage irish teenagers, which they drink in the middle of no where until they don't remember what they did and go home either absolutely hammered(much to the dismay of their parents?) or in an ambulance(much to the dismay of their liver).

Sean picks up phone.
Ray: "Aaah, boyz, whats going down today, boss?"
Sean: "Aaah, Dannys going into Tescos to get 40 cans and den going into Aldi to get 10 naggins of Smirnoff so we can go knacker drinking up da trax"
Ray: "Sorted boss, meet you dere in 5 min, boss, boss"
Sean: "Yeah, well sorted, Tomas was in a bad state yesterday"
Ray: "Always is, 12 Dutch Gold is his limit, man, boss"

by Yellow Yellow December 24, 2008