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Dirty Kitty

The act of going from ass to vagina or removing one's penis from the asshole and placing it directly into the vagina without cleaning it first. Akin to ATM or "ass to mouth", the dirty kitty should be referred to as ATV.
My girlfriend was busting my balls one night so I decided to give her a Dirty Kitty. Yeah, I went full ATV on that bitch.

If you keep messing with me i'm going to ATV your wife next time I fuck her. Yeah, im going to Dirty Kitty that filthy slut, she deserves it.
by Chiroo January 20, 2009
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Hello Kitty

A cartoon cat made by the Japanese company Sanrio. She is not satanic, she is not trying to take over the world. She is just a cute little cartoon cat.
by weirdo44 October 18, 2008
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cliche kitty

A cute little kitten running through a field of dandelions. Is sometimes seen being chased by a pair of Domo-kuns.
Every time you masturbate... God kills a kitten.
by Haikala Hae June 4, 2004
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meatloaf kitty

Meatloaf Kitty (a.k.a. cat loaves) is the expression used when you find your feline friend with his paws and tail completely tucked beneath his/her body. It looks somewhat like she/he is sitting in an imaginary meatloaf pan. If a tail is still protruding, it is not an officially sanctioned meatloaf.
When a human encounters such a sight, it is usually proclaimed aloud: "sing-songy Meat...loaf... Meatloaf Kitty!".
by Steph796 January 20, 2009
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Salt the kitty

Encourage tips or other monetary contributions by being the first to do it.
For example, "salt the kitty" by dropping a buck into an empty tip jar with the intent of getting others to follow suit.
by Preacher-Man November 8, 2013
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Kitty Jung

A petite asian porn star. Though flat chested and innocent looking she can "handle" any "thing" that "comes" her way.
(wink wink). Born in Cali, her nick name was given to her by an experienced adult star that thought it suited her cute/innocent appearance.
Dude, I'd give my left arm to do a movie with Kitty Jung!
by WhiteNhorny December 22, 2009
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Kitty Kithes!!!

Lisped variation of the phrase "Kitty Kisses", or to kiss a kitten.

Originally, a gag where the aggressor puts his finger into the mouth of a feline and then into the mouth of his unsuspecting victim, yelling out in a fruity fashion, "KITTY KITHES!!!". Often accompanied by an open fingered, vigorous clap to show unbridled excitement over the smiting of ones enemies in such a ridiculous fashion.

More recently the term has been used to show any kind of excitement (sexual or otherwise) to a gathered group of friends.

Also used to make strangers uncomfortable in public. Occasionally used in the same manner "Cheese!" is used in posing for a photograph.

Other known variations include pug kithes and kennel kithes. Both variations use the same fruity tone and fruity hand clapping.

Generally, the fruitier and louder the Kitty Kith, the better. This will result in greater volumes of laughter from your friends.

See also: Sebo, Seabass, Seebs.
Photographer: Alright, everyone say 'Cheese!'.

Group: 'KITTY KITHES!!!'

Photographer: (under his breath) What a bunch of homos...

Group: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAA!!
by SteamyClamDaddy August 3, 2008
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