kiddush

1) A small party after Jewish prayers that includes saying a small prayer over wine (or grape juice).

Dani: Are you going to the kiddush after the bris?
Tova: No, I can't. I have to go to work.

by Brown Eyed Girl June 13, 2005

script kiddie clique

A collection fo script kiddies who enjoy talking about how cool they are and act in a forced state of casualness (regarding computer related crap,about which no-one cares anyway) in an attempt to sound like real hackers. See SEPHlROTH

Seffy is in a script kiddie clique.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

i'm just kidding

Joking. That's all.

Josh : You are so beautiful today!
Jessie : IKR what a gentleman, Josh <3
Josh : Wait wait wait! I'm just kidding ...

by mountain the tits July 31, 2016

Kidding

It's the act of stealing, drinking, plundering, killing and raping in the English town called Kidderminster.

Judge asking from a thug: What were you doing last week?

Thug: Nothing much, I was just kidding in Kidderminster.

Judge: Oh, that's nice. You're free to go!

by AdmiraLR October 19, 2011

kiddy diddler

A male or female use touches another male or female under the legal age.

He fingered her? But he's grade 11 and shes only grade 6. Hes such a kiddy diddler, lets kick his ass.

by Cody October 19, 2002

Jason Kidd

Jason Kidd looks white but he is actually half black, half white. His father is black and his mother is white. He used to play for the Phoenix Suns, now he plays for the New Jersey Nets.

I don't even like sports.

by jpj March 25, 2004

just kidding

The longer way of saying jk.

The proper English way to say in non-internet jargon terms the commonly-used jk.

Phrase that ruins a joke if it's obvious. Often superfluous.

What Fred Armisen as Latin comedian Ferecito on SNL says a lot.

Something you should not say after I love you.

Katrina: Flying a little low today, are we?
Sam: Huh?! Is my fly down? How fuckin' embarassing!
Katrina: Just kidding!
Sam: Good grief! Embarassed the hell outta me, biatch!
Katrina: Hahaaa!

Erick: You better be on your A-game or I'm going to take you to school! You're going to get served. Haha, just kidding.
Mike: Well at least I'm not a twisted freak! Haha, just kidding.

Ferecito: Americans suck! I'm just keeeeediiinggg!

Igby: I love you.
Neena: Aw, how sweet!
Igby: Just kidding, guffaw!
Neena: *runs Igby through the stomach with a pen and whacks him with her handbag until he's unconscious*

by someone took my name =| May 1, 2006