keep it dry

the act of not letting your penis get wet when extremely horny

YO you got a nice ass,

ughh* my penis isnt gona handle this i gota "keep it dry"

by Rudyx January 5, 2012

keep it 100

Adding 50 and 50. In otherwords, you are bi-sexual.

Rationality is keeping it 100 by fucking both boys and girls.

by Gato Negro March 6, 2005

KEEP IT REAL

A farewell gesture by "hard cunts" or heinouss five members...

Often done with the beating of the chest

Often said at the end of a conversation that began with "Koweeee Cobbber!"

"Keep it real cobber!" *hangs up phone*

by Pearson March 31, 2003

Keep it trubs

pronounced troobs - Keeping it Real, To not bother with unecessary worries & superficial/surface people & beliefs & relationships

Backpacking Europe? Be sure to keep it trubs and have the time of your life!

by El Martini September 4, 2008

keep it a buck fifty

Willing to bet how ever much money you say, that the statement you make is true.

Let me keep it a buck fifty, pizza is only meh

Or

Imma keep it £3.68 dogs are better than cats

by Ddeezzz nuttzz June 4, 2022

Keep it Jacked

To be cool until your next meeting with a person. Usually after jacking up a car.

"Keep it jacked, bro"

by CTJ December 24, 2006

Keep it in the sock

Sock referring to your male friends ass. Keep it( your dick) in the sock (his ass) rather than a dirty fat slob if a female that he would otherwise have sex with. Also see helping a nigga out.

Bye dan

Bye guys keep it in the sock and think about me

by Gijoee4 October 29, 2017