A Kalahno is a subject regarded as simply breathtaking. The term was derived from the realization that the Colon sign and the letter "O" was a usable as a meme emoticon. Used as a term in objecting a quality in either fashion of rejecting or accepting the subject.
'That chick was kalahno bro.' - Typically means you felt the psychotic rage that usually follows when overthrown with an utterly disconnected disgust towards a unsightly female. Nine times out of ten the female in question possesses a low amount of assets.
'Yo, dat hyna was deff kalahnos bra.' Universally it can be concluded that this statement is very much a good thing.
'Yo, dat hyna was deff kalahnos bra.' Universally it can be concluded that this statement is very much a good thing.
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A internet smart guy who likes programming, hacking and technology in general usually swedish or afghan.
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Get the kahana mug.A hawaiian god that cannot be defined. A god of gods too humble to ever admit. He penis can eclipse all things just by its shadow it put the world into complete darkness. He has no other that compares to him.
He was once known to ride the biggest wave ever seen. Told to be 400 ft high and was predicted to end the world. However with his majestic bicycle and pure awesomeness he rode the wave for 40 hrs straight taming the wild beast and saving the world ever.
He is also known for causing the first ever orgasm of the universe. When the universe first had its orgasm all the planets aligned around a sun and forever worshiped the kahuna sperm aka the sun and stars.
He was once known to ride the biggest wave ever seen. Told to be 400 ft high and was predicted to end the world. However with his majestic bicycle and pure awesomeness he rode the wave for 40 hrs straight taming the wild beast and saving the world ever.
He is also known for causing the first ever orgasm of the universe. When the universe first had its orgasm all the planets aligned around a sun and forever worshiped the kahuna sperm aka the sun and stars.
Only he can be the kahanamoku
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