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A Kalahno is a subject regarded as simply breathtaking. The term was derived from the realization that the Colon sign and the letter "O" was a usable as a meme emoticon. Used as a term in objecting a quality in either fashion of rejecting or accepting the subject.
'That chick was kalahno bro.' - Typically means you felt the psychotic rage that usually follows when overthrown with an utterly disconnected disgust towards a unsightly female. Nine times out of ten the female in question possesses a low amount of assets.

'Yo, dat hyna was deff kalahnos bra.' Universally it can be concluded that this statement is very much a good thing.
Kalahno by calibytheoceanazflwa November 11, 2012
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Kalahni’s are very loving. They are shy at first but have crackhead energy once they get comfortable. Kalahni’s love trying new things. Kalahni’s are very intelligent and always make sure to analyze everything. Kalahni’s have a big booty. They are truly serendipity, and are the perfect mix of feminism and masculine energy.

The name quote literally translates to “sky” or “heavenly”
human: I want a person like Kalahni
Kalahni by Jinxyouowemeasoda November 22, 2021
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Beautiful and talented! Biggest eyes and the bluest...any guy would love a kalahn! She loves warm fuzzy socks and tv and great at sports
Kalahns can be very dramatic and emotional at times..but get over it and move on
Kalahns love her friends and have the best friends and any friend that has a Kalahn better never let go of her!
Kalahn stopped every guy as she walks by
kalahn by Coolkidz January 31, 2015

Kalaheo Highschool 

A very gay school. Filled with many nicotine addicts and annoying base kids. Still better then Kailua high school tho.
Bret: wonder if i should go to Kailua or Kalaheo Highschool
Chalet: Hard to pick but Kalaheo has an Ac library.
Kalaheo Highschool by Bahahahaha October 23, 2019
Kalahni’s are very loving. They are shy at first but have crackhead energy once they get comfortable. Kalahni’s love trying new things. Kalahni’s are very intelligent and always make sure to analyze everything. Kalahni’s have a big booty. They are truly serendipity, and are the perfect mix of feminism and masculine energy.

The name quote literally translates to “sky” or “heavenly”
Kalahni is so cool
Kalahni by Jinxyouowemeasoda November 22, 2021
the type of guy you’de wish to be,because he’s basically a god on earth
kalaho by Abdallah Khaled April 21, 2018
Kalahny’s are strong and brave. They are goofy and crazy, they aren’t shy at all. They are willing to find a guy or girl that will love them. Kalahny’s have a big booty. They will always cherish and friendship no matter how far away you are. They are very sensitive when it comes to your feelings, they support you.
Girl: have you seen Kalahny?
Boy: over there! I can spot her from anywhere !
kalahny by Definitelytrue100 August 19, 2018