Kung Fu Table

The state of being comfortable after a long session of Kung Fu

Finally, I am kung fu table

by Hexyglam September 1, 2013

Kung fu dunk

A ridiculous Chinese movie about a kung fu warrior who plays basketball. Stars Jay Chou.

Kung Fu DUNK!!!!!!

by GallifreyDude August 13, 2012

Kung-Football

Kicking/using your feet to keep a ball from bouncing up off the ground and hitting you. Especially useful for if you want to have kids some day. Poor testacles :(

I used Kung-Football to protect my nards. Funny thing Kung-Fu would be invited in Asia. We have a bigger more sensitive testacle problem out west. Oh well, at least I kept my nuts. and semen. and sperm.

by Chrisssythewhite February 26, 2011

Kung-Fu Fire Palm

When you pour lighter fluid on your hand, set it on fire and give somebody a reacharound.

He would stop acting up so i had to put him in his place. I gave him a Kung-Fu Fire Palm and he cried like a bitch.

by Drahky96 October 17, 2023

Kung Pao Cockhole

When you put 2 chopsticks into your urethera and slowly pull them apart

Andy gave Jared a Kung Pao Cockhole last night and now it only takes him 3 seconds to pee

by Evder December 24, 2023

Kung fu Dumpling

Getting hit in the face with a ballsack by somebody throwing a roundhouse kick.

Holy shit dude, you just got a Kung fu dumpling!

by Punky K January 21, 2024

Kung Fu Poo

The act of crapping one's pants, then kicking one's leg so that the turd flies out the bottom of the pant leg.

Shouldn't have trusted that fart. I had the Kung fu poo that crap out onto the floor.

by David14 April 6, 2023