Jihaad

The sexiest and handsomest person you'll ever meet in life. It's an understatement to say there aren't enough words in the dictionary to describe his handsomeness.

Daaaaamn bro, he's definitely a Jihaad.

by Jay Von Kralzenx October 7, 2022

Jihadiot

A low IQ Islamic terrorist.
Many times they accidentally blow themselves up.
*See premature detonation and Palestinian Work Accident

Achmed the jihadiot, attempted to detonate his explosive shoes but realized he was barefoot.

by Capt Diggs November 26, 2011

jihadness

Regional slang used by a relatively small number of people in Buffalo,NY and the surronunding area. Essentially, it is synonymical to sweetness. Official expression of the local christian sect the Daoist Catholic Church.

Me: Yes! I finally beat San Andreas!!

Kenjimoto: That shit is jihadness.

by Constantine Vidal June 28, 2005

JihadSquad

(in Runescape) A character style, developed by Dakotamoth and Vocalists, in which your character wears a turban (any god mitre) and KO's anything he wants anytime he wants. During an innerclan war, Dakotamoth's team was known as the JihadSquad.

I am from the JihadSquad, and I am the only person that can shoot Chuck Norris.

The JihadSquad is going on a killing spree; you better log out IRL!

by Shawn3090 February 5, 2008

jehad

verb. elated and overcome with joy for fullfillment of narcissistic emotions that end up in a fantastic show of lights and sounds.

After looking in the mirror admiringly , Hodas face lit up with Jehad.
Damn, im so Jehad right now i can blow something up.

by jehad ali December 19, 2006

Jihan

One who gets bit by sausage dogs

That guy just got jihaned

by Theabsolutepro December 13, 2019

Jihadist's Dozen

72 count or a half dozen dozens

if a dozen is 12, and a baker's dozen is 13, is a jihadist's dozen 72?
now, a jihadist's dozen is 6x more than a dozen, and the smallest unit of measure of a dozen is a half dozen
that means, a jihadist's dozen is = 6 x (6 + 6)

by jayrobs June 28, 2017