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Regional slang used by a relatively small number of people in Buffalo,NY and the surronunding area. Essentially, it is synonymical to sweetness. Official expression of the local christian sect the Daoist Catholic Church.

Me: Yes! I finally beat San Andreas!!

Kenjimoto: That shit is jihadness.

jihadness by Constantine Vidal June 28, 2005

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jihyoness

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Oscar Friis Johannesson

A very homosexual guy, who likes to suck dick. He is very popular because of his moms addition to the porn industry.

Person 1:"Do you know any gay people"
Person 2: "Yeah Oscar Friis Johannesson he is always fucking that Rasmus Sanger guy"

Oscar Friis Johannesson by IHaveStage3TerminalCancer February 5, 2022

jhanessty

Jhanessty is a lit girl who knows when its time to work and time to play. She rolls in with the right crowds and is an above average student. When the homework is due what does she do? CAPLOW she pulls it out of her bag and the homework is finished. When it goes into the nighttime she is most likely a hermit and does not move from her room until someone yells food or its morning.

MAN: Dude how the frick did she finish that in one day
Girl: she is quite the Jhanessty

jhanessty by Yaga Queen May 30, 2018

Johaness

Johaness is a very simple guy who does not love arguments lest you fully provoke him. Sometimes you may be bored around them because they sometimes very serious but at times their company is memorable. They are generally cool guys who are not very talkative.

I have a cool friend called Johaness

Johaness by Gabriel010 December 25, 2020

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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