Javier

Pussy ass bitch with no balls who is fake as fuck bro.

Javier doesn’t have the balls to be a MAN

by Issathatboi April 1, 2019

Javier Garcia

The main character in the walking dead: a new frontier, a bad game, Javier is a bland character

Javier Garcia was kinda lame tbh

by ITS GOT PIG NOISES?! July 13, 2018

Javier

namesake for a vato dirtbag low class man who charms women and then uses them for their money and gifts. Is a liar and a loser.

Hello, I'm a Javier. I promise to love you forever, can I borrow $400 dollars to fix my car?

by urbanam April 28, 2011

Javier

A bitch. A slut. A very short person who does not deserve love. Ugly, yellow teeth, smells like shit, bad at flitting and just a bag of shit. If you ever meet him, be careful because he does stab people.

Javier: Hi!
Me: Bitch.

by Zhihsgisuvuvvs December 24, 2018

Javier

A tall handsome bilingual turban wearing Dominican male. Terrible texter but great with words. Charming fella with a deep masculine voice. Has nice tattoos and a moon in Leo. Works out all day to live up to his sexy name. Makes Dominican haters eat mango and love platanos. Is deeper than the Atlantic Ocean. Will take you on a magic carpet ride.

Is that Aladdin? No, it's just Javier.

Oh , look! A message from ... Javier.

Do you have the beginnings of Alzheimer's ?! No it's the beginning of Javier.

by JasmineShakira69666 June 1, 2016

Javiar

To be a fat person who will never get a girl or a life.

Jason: Here come Javiar looking like a Fat bear too.

by Zoo do the dude doo May 17, 2018

javion

A big crybaby that get beat up by all his sibling and make noise so his momma can here also he think he so hard but really not, always getting beat up by his brother and always on Fortnite , loves to eat up all the food especially cereal

sister : you such a crybaby
Javion : I don't care you always got my name in your mouth you must really want some clout
sister : ok...
Javion : (still carries on for mom to here)

by dogsforever100 August 12, 2018