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Skitzofrenic jester

Derived from the english language words -skitzofrenic and -jester. A combination of one of the worst syndromes and classifications known to man. This rare hybrid species can be found holding sitting alone at lunch tables, on the school bus, or in the back of a classroom with a scratch-doodle notebook that he shuts if people get to close. With an awareness rating of 100, the skitzo jester is easily startled and always conscious of his immediate surroundings. Skitzofrenic jesters are known to take drastic measures/ and or use alternate routes to avoid crossing paths with intimidating heavy-hitters. even the slightest eye contact may leave them paralyzed for up to 3 hours.
Yo earl lets go to the football game tonight, everyones gonna be there.

Idk man i mite run into that kid from gym class that looks at me funny. Plus he owes me a dollar

Cmon dude stop being such a skitzofrenic jester
by Themathblaster November 1, 2013
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bammy jastard

One who is deservedly unlucky.
"I have diabetes, I feel worse by the day..."
"I'm so sorry. Maybe you should try a different doctor?"
"I don't believe in science. I just pray the Holy Virgin of Lourdes."
"You bammy jastard…"
by Goodzilla April 23, 2014
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Jester's Hat

A sexual act performed either kneeling, squatting or sitting, surrounded by a number of standing males in a circle brandishing their penises.

The person in the middle of the circle then proceeds with oral sex on the penises, especially wanking/jerking off 2 penises at a time to emulate the shape of a Jester's hat on his or her head.

Note: Each penis refers to one of the floppy points on a jesters hat (liliripes). A minimum of 3 is required.
"That party was banging last night. Some slut was giving me and the boys a jesters hat until we jizzed all up in her face like we just opened a tin of custard."

"sup girl. how do you feel about wearing a jester's hat for me and the boys tonight?"
by cherrydizzle August 16, 2009
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Jaspering

What Jasper does when he is in the bathroom by himself.
Person 1: Where is Jasper? He’s been inside the bathroom for 2 class periods.

Person 2: He’s probably Jaspering
by SadboyMqtthew69 April 10, 2020
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Jatermif

A really annoying person. A person who likes among us a little too much and uses "sus" in almost every sentence.
"Hey you are so sussy"
"Bro stop being such a Jatermif"
by Waff505 July 29, 2022
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DJ_Jester

The uber crazy OMGWTFBBQ Dj on Radio Free Zion that noone will ever realize whats going on....ever! Good Tunes, great time.
What did Jester just say?

Nothin hes just bein himself
by Hammel March 7, 2005
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Jasper, Texas

*A city that used to be peaceful until, in 1998, a vicious hate-crime occurred; degenerate white racists were going to drop a black man off back home, but before that they stopped in an unknown area to have a couple of drinks......but then that's when the three racists beat up the black person, and ultimately tied his leg up to the back of their truck and then dragged him, and upon the truck turning, the one being dragged got decapitated by a sewage pipe underneath a road.
This event was so shocking to the little city of Jasper because there has never been such a hate-crime so incredibly radical, let alone have there been any real hate-crimes in Jasper whatsoever. Although the family of this dead man will forever mourn their loss, there were decent white police officers who did everything in their power to get to the bottom of this case. The man was judged as guilty, but disturbingly, the man being charged always had smiles on his face, and he didn't give a rat's ass. Let's see how he likes it when he gets executed.

*The name of a movie with the storyline of the event described above.

*To drag someone behind your vehicle.
"See Michael Moore and all you Mooreons? NOT ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE EVIL!!"
-me

"After seeing Vash the Stampede get dragged on the ground with a car, I thought to myself 'holy shit it's like something out of Jasper, Texas!' LOL"
"*seeing a stickfigure get dragged with a 4x4* holy shit it's like something outta Jasper, Texas! LOL"
by Dave May 22, 2004
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