jesus 

a magician that lived 2000 years ago,fooling the less intelligent and weak.He was the chris angel of his time,the only reason why we dont think chris angel is the son of god is because we understand magic and know its fake but 2000 years ago people werent so smart.

Damm jesus you turned my water into wine,how did you do that ?

jesus by nothing_but_the_truth December 23, 2008

Jesus 

A big guy that has magical powers and made God take a big shit and he made himself get a foot long Dick

Oh my Jesus u got a big sack

Jesus by Hhshjsj February 19, 2017

Jesus 

Some nigger that did magic tricks

Look at that nigga Jesus

Jesus by Jesus McNugget July 18, 2017

jesus 

Jesus Christ, is a savior. He was sent from Heaven by God into the womb of virgin mary. She gave birth to him and named him Jesus. Jesus grew up perfect, all have sinned but him. He is love. Jesus was crucified, beaten, and mocked by Jews, and nailed on a cross to pay for our sins, that anyone who believes in him may be SAVED from hell to live with God eternally in heaven!!3 days later Easter the Messiah rose again and was a miarcle and many bowed and worshiped him! He will be back...Jesus is coming to take those who beleive back to heaven, and that could be the end of the world, Don't be left behind, or gone to hell. Make the descion before its to late, God loves you and is knocking on your heart..."let him in!"

Jesus died for you, live for him.

jesus by CharisXlovesXyou November 7, 2006

Jesus 

An amazing guy who lived over 2000 years ago. He saved many lives and loved everyone. He never commited a sin and he forgave others, he performed many mirachals. Lots of people believe in him and he dramaticly changed the world for the better.

1 do u believe in Jesus?
2 of course i do he is an awesome guy

Jesus by Liam_27 October 15, 2017

jesus 

1.The leader of the christian religion.
2.An exclamation when something surprises you.
3.how to describe something really good.

1. jesus loves you.
2. jesus christ! that scared me.
3. this juice tastes really good i'll call it jesusjuice.
3. this juice tastes like jesus!

jesus by wolfn8r April 8, 2009

jesus  

a unforgiving man who was nailed to a cross and is back for revenge.

Jesus is coming! Run!

jesus by jesse paul May 12, 2007