iPadist

1: One who spends all their time playing retarded apps on apple's version of a NetBook.

2: Another word for Ryan Nisolek.

"Dude, you are such a fucking iPadist. You play the most retarded apps, you perverted freak."

by w00t123 May 11, 2010

ipaditis

A sensation of numbness or pain in the dorsal (top) side of your upper arm due to exertion of tendons while holding up one's iPad to work. This is similar to carpal tunnel, but on the other side of one's arm.

I sat in bed all morning, holding up my iPad for so so long. I need a massage to get rid of my iPaditis.

by campers28 May 9, 2011

iPadestrian

An iPadestrian is a person who walks around the streets with an iPad in his hand looking like complete fucktards. iPadestrians are often found in front of Apple stores. If you try to communicate to them they often give you that "iDon'tCare" look. The iPadestrians have many things in common with the iDiots who hold up their iPad at concerts, only the concert iDiots piss people way more off. If you encounter an iPadestrian, the best thing to do is to smash their iPad in their face. Extreme iPedestrians have an extra iPad mini with them. Take it and play frisbee with it.

An iDiot walks around with his iPad covering his face. Hit the iPadestrian!

by stop the love, spread the hate August 26, 2013

ipad2

a piece of electronics made by Apple Inc. it is the successor to to the ipad and has about as much changes as the Vietnam war had a purpose. it is an overpriced tablet, with pretty much all other tablets having the exact same features with a lower cost. Also, they are extremely fragile and crack easily.

Ben: Wow man, I'm pissed. I just spent $800 on my new ipad2 and the screen cracked.

Jerry:Really, because I just spent $500 on a lenovo thinkpad, dropped it on a rock, and it works fine.

by Citywok VerySNEEKY jap December 26, 2011

iPadaphobia

A fear in which someone is completely frightened of iPads; what they are, what they represent, basically anything that has to do with iPads.

"What's wrong with Bob?" Joe asked.
"Oh, he just got diagnosed with iPadaphobia, it's really serious," Andre replied.

by Joe the Hoe November 7, 2012

Ipadkid-itis

Ipadkid-itis is a disease and sickness caused by being around children 3-8 years old that have the disease. Symptoms are eating chips while on an ipad and rubbing ur hands on the iPad and scratching the ass and coughing

Addison has tested positive for iPadkid-itis, Addison will recover at age 11-13

by Toilethoneycheerios March 19, 2022

iPADD

Having an extremely short attention span due to being so overwhelmed by all the cool things you can do on an iPad.

My iPad's giving me iPADD -- I can't concentrate on one feature for more than a few seconds before I have to go check out something else.

by origamian July 7, 2010