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Half Incest

Half incest is when you have sex with someone half related to you
"Yeah I had sex with my brother last night. But I mean he's my half brother so that equals half incest"
by Incest retard March 6, 2019
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Food incest

When you put two foods that are made from the same base food together, some examples are:
Ketchup and salsa (Why?)
Hot dogs and pork ribs (Understandable, you can put a condom on a hotdog)
Rice and cereal (What is wrong with you?)
Person one: DUDE STOP PUTTING RICE IN YOUR CEREAL
Person two: Just try it, it tastes good I swear *-*
Person one: IT'S NOT EVEN COOKED, ANYWAYS THAT'S FOOD INCEST!
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Professional Incest

When professionals aren't hide for their skill but for political reasons of power, wealth, property and prestige.
The United Nations is run by a bunch of people who are into professional incest because they each think political aspirations are more more important than genuine human suffering.
by Awkward Life Subjects defined October 30, 2021
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West Virginia Incest

The act of having pure, heterosexual, vanilla sex with a partner that is not related to you in any way. No pissing, shitting, violence, or whatever other unspeakable ask that could be thought of.
West Virginian 1: I got laid last night.
West Virginian 2: With who?
West Virginian 1: Gabriella BigTits
West Virginian 2: Bro, that's some crazy West Virginia incest.
by RadRifle03 May 25, 2016
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The Henderson incest clan

A rumoured incest family that supposedly lives in Aberdeen. They do strange things and stick to their own.
Oh aye the Henderson incest clan they’re a scary bunch.
by Chilner December 22, 2020
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The Gay Incest Band

An insulting name for the tv show/music group The Naked Brothers Band.
Oh boy time to watch some Nickelodeon. Hope some good shows are on, spongebob, maybe Danny phantom...oh great...it's The Gay Incest Band....
by Bassnium.exe October 2, 2023
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roommate incest

participating in "bedroom" activities with one's room/housemates.
she invited me to hook up with them! like a threesome... i do NOT participate in roommate incest thankyouverymuch!!
by hottie with a body July 16, 2008
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