a cute guy but not trustworthy. pisses you off whenever he gets the chance and lies right out of his ass and makes you believe it. usually a cheater and likes to date his ex's best friends
An Ian, is a middle-aged, celibate (although not through choice), jobsworth cunt-muscle who has a model train set in his loft; that even his wife hates.
“Bet that ticket inspector Ian bragged to his disabled wife about moving us from First Class. What a cunt!”
Ian will probably give off a bad vibe. He is a real looker, but looks can conceive. He most likely does some sort of electronic smoke or some type of drug. He will also make out with you in very public places. I wouldn’t recommend hanging out with an Ian.
Ian: a stupid fat f*ck who likes to suck on his own tits. He also likes to say stupid shit like "Einstein was the only genius to ever exist'' and he will look at a car from Indiana and say "Look that car is from India." He is also a scooter riding pot head who likes to prey on young children. He will be nice occasionally but its usually for personal gain. He is also usually a grade a necrophiliac who likes to fuck dead corpses. these are a some of the defining qualities .
Kid: hey is that Ian
kid 2: yeah dude he's a fat fuck who likes to fuck dead corpses
Kid: that's pretty fucked up
kid 2: yeah no shit.