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Ian

An Ian, is a middle-aged, celibate (although not through choice), jobsworth cunt-muscle who has a model train set in his loft; that even his wife hates.

“Bet that ticket inspector Ian bragged to his disabled wife about moving us from First Class. What a cunt!”

by weclosedthedealjimmy👍🏻 August 30, 2019