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turkey hump

The sex post secondary students are excited to go home to on thanksgiving weekend. (As opposed to the popular term, turkey dump: breaking up with a significant other over thanksgiving weekend)
How was your thanksgiving weekend?

Pretty good, got that turkey hump.
by preciousfs November 29, 2015
mugGet the turkey humpmug.

Humping the Deuces

A term used in the restaurant industry when a waiter served parties of two for the majority of their shift.
Boogie had a shit night, he was stuck humping the deuces all night.
by Savageray September 29, 2016
mugGet the Humping the Deucesmug.

Bum hump

A word that can be used in the place of butt fuck.
Man 1- your gay!
Man 2- I hope you get bum humped while you sleep!
by sethisgreen18 January 20, 2012
mugGet the Bum humpmug.

Face humping

A peculiar form of clothes on foreplay in which one partner thrusts their groin in the face of the other. This act usually occurs in public places leaving specatators befuddled but weirdly aroused.
I hope I get drunk enough to enjoy face humping.
by Face humper November 15, 2017
mugGet the Face humpingmug.

marinated hump

A person thoroughly and inextricably saturated in repeated autoerotic satisfaction.
Donald J. Trump is the acme of a marinated hump.
by Steel City Dude January 31, 2021
mugGet the marinated humpmug.

lay a hump

Oh baby, when I get home from work tonight I'm gonna lay a hump in you!
by Katiekatlovesherrat February 10, 2009
mugGet the lay a humpmug.

Heart Humping

Doing CPR.
The patient went unresponsive with no pulse, Nurse Sam started heart humping right away. Code Blue!!!
by anonymous September 15, 2023
mugGet the Heart Humpingmug.

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