Person 1: My roommate is so stupid! The other night he took a ruler to bed so he could see how long he slept.
Person 2: Yeah, he sure is a humber.
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Most of the teachers are supportive and make jokes during class
Join these classes/teachers if you want to have a great time there:
Latin - Mr. Skinner
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The only other nearby schools are Western Technical Institute and Ursula Franklin Academy; they're both schools filled with druggies, and with people who couldn't make it in HCI.
HCI's also the best place to go if you want some weed; all the sellers are legit and won't scam you at all.
Most of the teachers are supportive and make jokes during class
Join these classes/teachers if you want to have a great time there:
Latin - Mr. Skinner
Instruction Computer Science (ICS) - Mr. Hutchison.
Any math classes, if taught by Mr. Hutchison.
Co-Op - Mr. Evely.
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A mexican male inserts his penis into a female vagina whilst simultaneously inserting a jalepeno pepper into her anus. He then inserts his penis into her ass shoving the pepper down and smashing it up. He then has her shit out the pepper and whatever else and smears it on her upper lip and chin. He then yells "arriba" and smacks her across the face.
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A mexican male inserts his penis into a female vagina whilst simultaneously inserting a jalepeno pepper into her anus. He then inserts his penis into her ass shoving the pepper down and smashing it up. He then has her shit out the pepper and whatever else and smears it on her upper lip and chin. He then yells "arriba" and smacks her across the face.
A man of latino descent named "Humberto" who does not shower regularly.
A dirty sanchez performed after a woman has eaten spicey food and taken a dump.
Any mexican named Humberto
My buddy Jose Guadalupe Rodriguez performed a dirty humberto on his girl last night. Apparently she was not impressed.
My buddy Humberto hasn't showered in a month.
My buddy Humberto hasn't showered in a month.
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