Hoofenshake

Word used to describe someone being stupid. A person have a severe case of stupidity.

Bro, look at the kid, he's having a total hoofenshake moment

by Rafa raffa October 4, 2009

hoofray

general exlimation or reply conveying aproval/disaproval/greatness/gayness/boredom/triumph/whatever-you-feel-like/a-wish-to-annoy/nothing-what-so-fucking-ever depending on inflection

Hoofray!

by VikingPenguin January 23, 2010

HOOffff

HOOffff; iT MEANS YOUR HOUSE CRiB PAD,ETC

WERE YOU STAY AT WERE YOU LiVE..

NiCOlEDZ:Ay NiGGA HOW YOU BOTZ TO DO iT CUz
SHANNDZ:MAN NiGGA BOUTz TO SHAKE iT TA THE HOOffff.

by SHANN'DZ tHE MOTHA fUCKiN lOC March 12, 2010

hoofcover

Worn out article of footwear or shoe worn by a welfare dependant person or looser.

Where have I left my hoofcovers? My 'oofs (feet) are cold!

by Stainie March 29, 2010

Hoofplah

The only word that describes absolutely everything about Holly and Ericka. Also, beep works.

The only person that could ever pull that off is Ericka, because she has hoofplah!

by Hooplahbeep June 14, 2010

Hoofprint

The impression, indentation, depression or mark left by a cameltoe on any hard or shiny surface.

When the girl stood up from the leather couch, you could clearly see the hoofprint that she had left.

by nzbadboy March 1, 2011

hoofy j's

hand jobs from a very repulsive, male or female. As if they were a pig like animal

Ally regrets getting plenty of hoofy j's from that nasty pig lavie

by spawnfreak23 June 20, 2012