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Hot Dog Handshake 

The act of grabbing your own penis fully, then shaking someones hand. Thus transmitting any urine, semen or STDs commonly found in the pubic region.
"Hey man, why does my hand smell so bad?"
"Thats because I just gave you a nice Hot Dog Handshake!"

"Ohhh man thats nasty!"

hot dog privileges

What you get for working hard at summer camp.
Carl was looking forward to his hot dog privileges after working with the senior counselor all night.
hot dog privileges by Papposilenus January 15, 2013

hot dog handler 

I bet she's handled a few hot dogs in her time, the filthy hot dog handler
hot dog handler by Billybobs August 30, 2015

hot dog casserole 

A mystical thing that appears at band camp
hotdog man this food is like hot dog casserole
hot dog casserole by BandThings1802 December 30, 2016

hot-dog stand 

Euphemistic for a bar or disco dancing club, the good place around to meet women. Where women go to procure a "hot-dog."
"Sometimes there are plenty of hookers standing on the corner, and no customers. Maybe it's just a matter of time. Are you sure you're going everywhere you're supposed to? Looking in the right places? Did you go to the local hot-dog stand?"
hot-dog stand by Ninja Clan Lord February 14, 2017

Hot dog in the bun 

A dick trick. A man pulls his penis through his legs, in between his butt cheeks, and through the top of the butt cheeks, resembling a hot dog, with more meat than bun. Those who have mastered the hot dog in the bun touch their lower back with ease.

The first sighting of the hot dog in the bun was in a hockey dressing room in Bancroft, Ontario, when a light bulb went off in a players head and he had to show the boys. Gilly's father, some 55 years old at the time seemed to be the most impressed.

The hot dog trick is a rare feat, most try and fail in the mirror at home, rather than a live dressing room performance. Most claim their butt or choda is too large for the feat, several claim they would be happy to reach their butthole.

Don't try this at home.
Oh my god he did the hot dog in the bun, he's touching his lower back.

Jesus christ, don't pull on it so hard, you're going to rip the damn thing off

Your cock is like stretch armstrong.

Grandma, you know your grandson can touch his lower back with his pecker