horny

When something has many horns on them.

Jacob had many plastic horns on him. One may say he was "horny"

by 12BunnY August 31, 2017

horny beaver

a facial expression in which one squints and then sticks out his teeth, somewhat resembling a beaver that is prepared to mate. This behavior may also be linked to mild mental retardation.

What the hell is wrong with that kid?

Well, he's making the horny beaver face again.

Oh it all makes sense now!

by Matthew A October 1, 2008

Mr Hoppy

Mr Hoppy, 70's space hopper owned by Ivan Dobski the Meat Safe Murderer.

Long time friends, detained at Her Majesty's Pleasure for 27 wrongfully accused years, there was a brief period in 2003 when Mr Hoppy abandoned Ivan to live a glamorous life of excess. However the drugs and orgies left him homeless and hopeless in the gutter, and Ivan was there to pick up the pieces and repair their friendship.

They are now serving a rightfully accused stretch back in Crowmarsh.

See BBC's Monkey Dust for more Mr Hoppy.

by Scorchio August 28, 2006

Horny

the awesome feeling when you are about to have sex

Example (contiuned in the example below)

eddie and alice had been friends since the beginning of the year. alice went over to his house alot. they were in love with each other, yet they had never had sex yet. his parents were out day for a couple of hours, and his sister was at a friends house. they were home alone. sitting on the bed talking. his hand slid over to hers and locked in. he lent over and gave her a shy kiss on the cheek. she blushed and said 'you missed' then she gave him a kiss on the lips. the connection between them was amazing. they then started making out. his hand slid up her back while his other hand messed up her hair. he undid her bra while kissing. she wispered to him 'do you have protection?'

he wispered back, ' yea should i get it?' a he was finding the condoms, she stripped down to her push up bra and g string. when he came in, seh was leaning against the pillow, and she said, 'let me put that on for you'. he quickly stripped down to his hawaii necklace that she gave him and she slid the condom on his dick. he straddled her and lent over to kiss her. she slowly kissed down her naked body, and stopped just above her vagina. he looked up at her and he could tell that she was really horny. she was. she slid down to give him a blow job in return. she gave him the best blowjob ever, and he was as horny as possible. he wispered 'are you ready yet? i am' in her ear and she replied 'its my first time' and he nodded in agreement. he slowly pushed in his dick into her vagina. it was very wet from all the foreplay. he pushed in and she moaned. he orgasmed like he had never before. he pulled and pushed back in. then he hit her g spot, this made her orgasm like there was no tommorow. her vagina pulsed around his dick giving him another orgasm. they tried different positions, and they each had 3 more. when they were tired out, they lay on his bed together. they had sex throught out the time that his parents were out.

by saviour059 January 3, 2013

horny

when you are really turned on and all you want to do is fuck or masturbate like if youre reading this chances are you are pretty horny, so here is something to jerk off too

jake was walking through the dark,crowded club when he saw her; dressed in thigh high leather boots, a tight miniskirt and black lacy bra, he got horny just looking at her. he started to make his way over to her and the ended up meeting on the dance floor, grinding against each other. jake could feel her ass against his cock and got a massive boner. the girl felt it too and pressed her ass against him as hard as she could, it was so big all she wanted was it inside of her. they were in the corner of the club, he slipped two fingers inside her pussy and she moaned, so he slid them in out in out untill she way crying for more. they made their way into the toilets then he forced her up against the wall, pushed her to her knees and she sucked him off, with his hands on the back off her head forcing her to take him deeper. just as he was about to cum she started to gag, he was that deep. he pulled out and pulled her into a stall. The he started to finger her again under her skirt untill she was screaming "fuck me!!" he made her get on her hands and knees then he shoved his 10" cock up her ass so she could feel his balls with every thrust, it felt so good. he bum-fucked her until she came, then made her stand up and pressed her against the wall. He rammed his dripping cock up into her tight pussy as hard as he could, over and over untill finally he came, covering her in his cum. She got on her knees and licked up every drop.

by bigboy67 May 5, 2011

horny prick

Brandon 🙄

Brandon?? Yeah he’s the horny prick that plays with girls feelings.

by kdkskdjskskd June 14, 2018

Horny

My dad and step-mom were out of town, so it was just me and my step-brother. I always had feelings for him, but I never showed it. A few days after they left, I wanted to ask him a question, but when I opened his door, all I saw was a massive cock sticking up, and he was jacking off with it. He devilishly looked at me and said, "Do you like it?" I was shocked, but also happy he also had a thing for me. "Come over here and touch it." He said. I walked over there and stroked just the tip. He wanted more, so he took my hands and placed them all the way on his cock. Just to tease him, I removed my hands and got down on my knees, acting like I would take it in my mouth, but instead I massaged and sucked his balls. "More baby, more." I heard him moaning. I Put the tip of it into my mouth and swirled my tongue around. He shoved the rest into my mouth, but I started to gag as it was so big. I went back to the tip and nibbled gently on it. He gripped my hair and threw his back. "i'm going to repay you for that." He smirked

He took off my skirt and thong and started to lay me down on his bed. He stroked my clit with his fingers, and then four of his fingers inside of me. I Moaned, but before I could do anything, he started sucking on my clit. I Gripped his hair and he took his fingers out. Suddenly, he shoved his tongue into my vagina as far as it would go. After a few minutes, he took off my shirt and saw I didn't have a bra on. "Mmm." He moaned as he started to lick them. He nibbled on my nipples and they got bigger with each one. Finally, I couldn't take it anymore. I shoved him down and hoped onto his cock. I bounced up and down finding every curve he had. He matched me by thrusting his hips to meet mine. When he was just about to cum, I got off so he cummed on my chest. He licked it all up and set me down. He was on top and he was putting the very tip of his cock in my vagina. "MORE!" I screamed. "What did you say?" Jacob replied. "Please...Daddy." He went very fast now. "UGH UGH UGH! YES DADDY RIGHT THERE! UGH UGH UGH! DADDY! UGH." He loved my screams. He went as fast and hard as he could. He shot out some cum and we fell asleep. The next morning I was horny, so we did it again until our parents came home and saw us...

by [e-mail] November 19, 2019